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Today I went to the graveyard.
I walked through the gates, followed the path, and saw ghosts standing by their graves. I kept walking, and they all stared at me. Then, suddenly, they started talking in unison. The main thing they kept repeating was: "Arandoor, you must save us all. Only you can do it..."
I thought, "Forget that," turned on some music, and continued on my way, listening to "City of Killers." I walked along, and then I saw a helicopter flying in the sky. I gave it the finger, and the damn thing started shooting at me! So, I ran, dodging between the graves, and it kept shooting, almost hitting me... I was running, and I accidentally stepped in some poop, slipped, fell, and hit my head on a metal fence (there are a lot of them there, around each grave). That's how I died. Then, the spirits of the dead resurrected me (yes, they can do that). I got up, brushed myself off, and kept going. Along the way, I looked at my reflection in a shiny monument, fixed my hair, and left. I don't know how long I was there, but the helicopter was gone. Maybe they thought they had hit me and flew away. Anyway, I just got back. I'm exhausted; I was there since 9 in the morning.
But the thing that scared me the most was when three dogs came out from a corner and headed towards me. I didn't expect that