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#2470
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due to the disappointment that there is no cart like in Telephone
I put the sheep in the cart
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#2471
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...but Gaga was sitting there, and I had a banhammer handy.
I scrape the remnants of Gaga off the remnants of the cart...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2472
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Can we please stop talking about Gaga? Is she stuck in your head or something?

It's not her that's annoying, it's you, because you write about her in every topic and every post.

Be strong. Believe
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#2474
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The phone has taken over!
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#2475
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Mostly, it's only Koshu (by the way, she writes even more than Magnus) and a little bit of Vervolku.

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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#2476
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That's all Magnus!
I'm trying to get rid of my Gago addiction...
А, вот почему.

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#2477
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sitting with Magnus in the same rehabilitation ward, I'm sketching a plan for the underground vaults of the city bank.
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#2478
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...and then your dog smoked it.
I'm getting my dog, Vervolki, high with some weed...
А, вот почему.

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#2479
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...and the dog doesn't even smoke!
I'm devising a cunning plan to marry Magnus and Kosh... Yes, you're both perverts. That's why you should live together.
For those who don't get it, this is a kind of humor. Dark, like a Donetsk miner.
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#2480
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...but instead, she married Arandor. This is also a kind of humor. Dark humor, like Malevich's square.
I'm writing an essay about Malevich's square...
А, вот почему.

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#2481
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And then the spirit of the deceased artist visits you:
- I would have turned over in my grave a hundred times from laughter at the nonsense you wrote! In reality, I just spilled some black paint.

I'm signing the petition to protect whales.
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#2482
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...and just then, they kill the last whale.
I chase away the spirit of Malevich with a garlic cracker, an aspen toothpick, and a slipper...
А, вот почему.

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#2483
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...But it turned out that the petition was actually a permit to deforest the ENTIRE Amazon.
I'm controlling a tank...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#2484
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for those who are clueless: - dude, get off the carousel, you've had enough

I'm draining the swamps of Polesie.