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#2394
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...with a dumbbell under my arm

I take the tiramisu from Magnus.
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#2395
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...but it's already been bitten, judging by the marks from the dentures - by Gag.
I'm sitting here, painting myself with whitewash...
А, вот почему.

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#2396
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but in the end, the squirrel only scratched you
I'm watching how a cat hunts a squirrel.
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#2397
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...the squirrel, startled, jumped on you, scratched you on the outside, then hid in your mouth and scratched you all over from the inside, and I filmed it and uploaded it to YouTube.
I'm uploading a video with Magnus to YouTube...
А, вот почему.

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#2398
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and you get banned for posting erotic content
I'm banning Koshu on YouTube.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2399
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...And now Kosha is an admin there.
I'm enjoying the spectacle...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#2400
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because she accidentally posted a video: "vibrhammer and cat"

I say loudly: "ha"
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#2402
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which, in Martian, is a terrible curse. And there happens to be a Martian nearby. He is terrifying in his anger.... And Kosha films it all on camera.

I'm testing a new fighter plane.
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#2403
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...he exterminated penguins, Chinese people, and cockroaches, and then he gained consciousness and started exterminating you.
I'm rummaging through the bookshelf...
А, вот почему.

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#2404
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and it turned out that there were definitely not book skeletons in it.
I look at Gagothra.
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#2405
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...because you can't access porn sites featuring Lady Gaga.
I'm taking down the server of the Lady Gaga fan site...
А, вот почему.

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#2406
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congratulations, now all these crazy people will come to us, to our quiet and virtuous Haven!...

I'm fighting global warming...
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#2407
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hiding in the refrigerator
I'm eating Catalan cream.
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#2408
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aren't you eating a bit too much lately?

looking for something to eat in the fridge...
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#2409
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...but Magnus ate everything.
I sent Magnus to the store for groceries...
А, вот почему.

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