Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

because he gave all the bananas to me?

I found $10 in an old hiding place.

...and they are fake.
I'm taking a bath...

...but suddenly the cold water shuts off, you jump out of the bathtub in horror, break it, flood the neighbors, they call the police, they break down the door, and you haven't had time to get dressed, so you jump around the apartment and scream from the burns.
I'm watching South Park with my dad...

...does your dad make you watch South Park????

scanning a sample of handwriting.

...and the scanner doesn't recognize these hieroglyphs.
I'm entering the Matrix...

Are you coming in? They'll shove a plug right into the back of your head with all their might! I'm learning Chinese...

You forget your homeland. But you'll have to live here anyway.

Just fantasizing.

...but suddenly your erotic fantasies are interrupted by a bucket of cold water.
I'm boiling chicken eggs...

...at an altitude of 3 kilometers above sea level, I wonder what you'll come up with? :3

Sharpening a pencil with a knife... (ooo... already anticipating it).

...but after ten minutes of unsuccessful attempts, it turns out that the graphite in the pencil was broken from the start, and you wasted your time.
I'm playing the second Knights of the Old Republic...

...on a black and white phone
I'm driving a truck...

...holding hands in a dream.

I laugh...

...late for the funeral
late for school...

...you're a teacher, and they'll deny you a bonus for it.

I'm going to the provider's office with an axe...

...but the office has moved, and now it houses a hospital reception area with a bunch of old ladies.
I'm reading "Crime and Punishment"...