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SEM_56And you lost, right???
Then it's funny))

He probably had a very difficult choice, that's why he got confused :DMaybe Alex was just joking.

It's like some kind of joke day :)
FireToSky (13:43:52 11/02/2010)
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Дим@н (12:37:28 11/02/2010)
Do you take a long time?

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FireToSky (12:37:32 11/02/2010)
Yes

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Дим@н (12:37:39 11/02/2010)
Well, then you need to learn how to play

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FireToSky (12:37:46 11/02/2010)
Okay

Everyone knows this Dima, there's a game called Lineage2. Dima also made a name for himself there, it's old news, but still lol :

1. Your name.
Gennadiy Pavlovich
2. Date of birth.
1887
3. Place of residence.
Moscow, M. Novoslobodskaya
4. What do you do in real life (studying/working)?
work
5. What is your hobby?
don't have any ...
6. Experience in MMORPG games (game titles, achievements).
diablo II assasin 56 lvl
WoW 58 lvl
Lineage Dark Avenger 51 lvl
shilen knight 44 lvl
7. Link to your main forum account on Indaril.
http://forum.indaril.ru/index.php?showuser=5377 - is this it?
8. Have you played on other L2 servers? If yes, which ones, and why did you switch to Indaril?
I played on la2.ru and lineageii.ru, I came to you - Dima invited me.
9. Names of all your characters, levels, and professions.
GP - I'm leveling a light mage. I don't remember the class, I'll check in the game, Dima said what class I need to be - some kind of swinger.
10. Your current financial situation (items, money).
I just started. I'm playing mage for the first time, and Dima only said I need to play as a mage.
11. Why did you choose this character?
Dima told me, that's all.
12. How many hours a day can you approximately spend playing?
I don't know. I'll have some beer, and then I'll see how much I've had :-)
13. Have you been in other Clans on this server before? If yes, what were the reasons for leaving?
No, I haven't.
14. Why did you choose our Clan to join?
Is that unclear? Okay, I'll repeat. Dima invited me.
15. Tell us about the current situation on the server. I'm interested in the politics of the Clans and your opinion on this.
This is not for me.
16. Name 3 Clans that, in your opinion, are the strongest.
I don't know anything about Clans.
17. From the above, give a clear description of 2 Clans, with a description of their pros and cons in your opinion.
I can only talk about you. Dima says you go on raids and stuff. You always help if something happens. You can borrow money. But you have to be sincere, otherwise he won't let you, he says.
18. Describe, in your opinion, the most successful combination of characters for PvP in a party of 9 people. Analyze the actions of each member of this party in conditions of war/siege/ordinary fight.
3-4 tanks + 2-3 Bishops + prophet (where would we be without buffs) and the rest are mages or archers.
The Bishops and prophet heal the tanks, which means they take the front line, and the mages or archers shoot everything from the back. I think that's the best way. Without tanks, you'll be defeated quickly.
19. What are your goals in L2?
relax and have fun :-)
20. Configuration of your computer.
Processor Athlon 3200, DIMM 512 PC100, Video Radeon 9100, sound 5.1, CD-RW Pioneer 56-32-56, Floppy, USB 2.0 (front panel), HDD 60 Gb samsung/ why do you need this? Are you going to sell it?
21. Type and speed of your internet connection.
256 kbps. but I'm not sure. Probably more. I download movies in about 6 hours, sometimes in 8-10. Sometimes they don't download completely. My internet probably disconnects.
22. Your ICQ, e-mail.
%%%@yandex.ru
23. Home and mobile phone. Only if you are from Moscow.
I won't give my home phone. And I lost my mobile. I don't have money for a new one yet. It's better to contact me through Dima. He can call my home phone. He knows the number.
24. Is it possible to use Team Speak? Do you have a microphone?
Yes, he said something about Team Speak. He said he would install it, but I don't have a microphone yet. I'll buy one when I have money. Or when I pay off my debt.

Dude, did I offend some celebrity?

I recently played a game with a deck of 5 templates (Panic, 2cm4d3, Mini-Nostalgia, Jebus, 8mm6). After eliminating 2 templates each, Panic remained. Here's what my opponent wrote after the game:
"I hate this template; I don't know how I even picked it, considering it's the least favorite out of all 5..."

Recently, I played a game with a deck of 5 templates (Panic, 2CM4D3, Mini-Nostalgia, Jebus, 8MM6). After eliminating 2 templates each, Panic remained. Here's what my opponent wrote after the game:
"I hate this template; I don't know how I managed to draft it, considering it's the least favorite of the 5..."

Well, drafting is a mysterious thing. In Michurinsk, during a game for first place, I somehow managed to draft Inferno against Swamp on a small map. However, I have an excuse – the game was on Sunday, and the evening before, on Saturday, there was a cultural event.

20. Your computer configuration.
......sound 5.1, CD-RW Pioneer 56-32-56, Floppy, USB 2.0 (front panel), HDD 60 Gb samsung/ why do you need this? Are you going to sell it or something?

When I read this for the first time, I almost fell off my chair.

Ring of Happiness

Found something amusing. You all know that there are two heroes with the same name in the game – Dragon. One is just a swamp creature, and the other turns mages into wizards. It turns out that if you take the swamp Dragon and visit a Barbarian castle, and then exchange his creatures for resources, you'll get wizards instead of resources! This needs to be added to the rules – the wizard should be banned.

Yes, there is such a bug; it will be fixed in version 0.4 of the Warlords of the North expansion!

Found something amusing. As you all know, there are two heroes with the same name in the game – Dragon. One is just a swamp creature, and the other turns mages into wizards.
It turns out that if you take the swamp Dragon and visit a Barbarian castle, and then exchange his creatures for resources, you'll get wizards instead of resources!
This needs to be added to the rules – the wizard should be banned.

Yeah, and he also turns any unit into a random dragon, so that needs to be banned too.

What Captain wrote, I was about to check, but after Wlk777's post, I remembered what day it is today...

You haven't seen what poker tournaments were held today...

Found something amusing. As you all know, there are two heroes with the same name in the game – Dragon. One is just a Swamp creature, and the other turns Mages into Wizards.
It turns out that if you take the Swamp Dragon and visit a Barbarian Castle, and then exchange his creatures for resources, you'll get Wizards instead of resources!
This needs to be added to the rules – the Wizard should be banned.

+1 :D I almost fell for that subtle joke.

Couldn't resist sharing this gem here; a rival from the first round of the World Championship sent me this message via ICQ. Here's the story: during the game, he kept asking what could be done for so long, and in the final battle, he said he didn't believe it was possible to assemble such an army. Fortunately, I was recording a video of it, but I couldn't upload it until I processed it. So, I sent him to my earlier videos, and here's what he concluded...

Paxacap (08:09:28 13/04/2010)
Yes, your game has some good skill, but passing the army to heroes is COMPLETE idiocy; play fairly. Also, separating monsters for meat – what if you were separated like that and sent to the slaughter? Would you be happy? All actions should have some fairness, even in a game. If you want to play fairly, I'm game, but I won't participate in this idiocy...

Everything makes sense. Otherwise, everyone keeps complaining about the generator. And now there are some fresh arguments.