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#2059
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...we told you to turn off the power before fixing outlets. You were a good friend.
Preparing for a birthday...
А, вот почему.

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#2060
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alas, there is no more space on the cake for the remaining 45 candles
I'm writing an epitaph for Koshe.
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#2061
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...but I'll ban you for using profanity.
I'm planning to celebrate my 18th birthday without a cake with candles...

P.S. Magnus, I'm not Gaga, so I don't need 45 candles on the cake.
А, вот почему.

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#2062
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and in a strip bar, while dancing on a pole,
I film Kosha for YouTube.
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#2063
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...but at the most interesting part, the camera malfunctions, breaks, and the entire recording is erased.
I'm thinking about how to get revenge on Magnus...
А, вот почему.

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#2064
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*Yesterday, 18:18*
It seems I haven't come up with anything. But Magnus didn't waste his time...

I'm going to relax and have some coffee...
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#2065
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The cover is the outer side, which should usually attract attention with its beauty.

Be strong. Believe
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#2066
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Arandor
The cover is the outward appearance, which should usually attract with its beauty.
Happy April 1st to you, Arandor!
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#2067
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what the heck[U]

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[/U]never mind, I was copying it.

Be strong. Believe
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#2068
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I'm going to sit down and enjoy a cup of coffee...

...nervously waiting for an April Fool's joke that isn't coming, and you're just making it harder for yourself to enjoy a cup of coffee.

I'm painting people from behind with white paint...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2069
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....and these aren't people - they're mannequins.
I mean, a talking loaf of bread.....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2070
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- Don't eat me, a-a-a-a-a!!!! Save me!!!!
Such cries kill your appetite, and you remain hungry.

I'm reading a textbook on color theory...
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#2071
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in the bathroom, because someone managed to play a joke on Vervolke, or rather, on her coffee.
Eating Gaga's heart.
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#2072
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...and I break a tooth on the fragments of the grinder.

I'm taking the keyboard apart, key by key...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2073
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...well, you disassembled it, but how will you put it back together if you don't remember the key layout and you don't have a reference?
I'm taking off my gloves...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕