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#1999
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Well, I don't know... Maybe being a bit paranoid is actually better?)))

... this triggers a Gagaderian reaction - poof...

I'm learning the basics of telekinesis.
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#2000
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and all the kitchen forks and knives flew at you
I'm watching Gaga TV
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#2001
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...and the TV is overloaded with too much Gaga
I'm drinking cranberry compote....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2002
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...but it's not red because of cranberries.
I'm eating cookies, drinking kefir, and drawing in Photoshop on a tablet...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2003
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Unfortunately, they have already been tainted by Gaga in the style of paparazzi. Koshka cringed, and they put Mickey Mouse-style glasses on her... but we still didn't see the new masterpiece with Yesta, although no one was upset.
I'm watching the paparazzi.
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#2004
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...but the electricity gets cut off due to the tragic death of the great artist Kosha, Gagu is sent to the electric chair, and you get banned on HeroesWorld.
Magnus gets banned...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#2005
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...but he has already been permanently banned.
based on Rammstein lyrics

I know someone who learned languages by studying the lyrics of Rammstein and Papa Roach :rolleyes:

Looking for Glokaya Kuzdra...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#2006
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and in the end, I found Glukoza's album.
I'm writing a bestseller: "On the Vibrohammer... Diaries of a Moderator."
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#2007
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but the book turns out to be so heavily laced with pornography that all publishers, even specialized ones, refuse to publish it.

I find a coffin in which Dracula sleeps and wake him up...
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#2008
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I find a tomb where Dracula is sleeping and I wake him up...
I wanted to post a lewd joke, but never mind, I won't.

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#2009
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Wesker
I wanted to post a DIRTY joke, but never mind, I won't.
Who would doubt it. It seems like you and Arandor are having a contest of dirty jokes.
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#2010
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I find a tomb where Dracula sleeps and wake him up...
But then I remember that I need to get back to work and do... whatever it is that I usually do.

I write to Verwolke in ICQ.

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#2011
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...but she blocked you.
I'm killing Magnus with my phone...
А, вот почему.

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#2012
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...but you don't immediately notice that Gaga used her naive fan for another "paparazzi" style poisoning. She wasted her time.

I'm petting the cat...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#2013
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....covered in glue
I'm going into astral projection...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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