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I could describe a real-life incident involving chewing gum that happened to me, but I won’t.
Be strong. Believe
Arandor
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Arandor
Werevolka
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the boss comes in and says: "Sex? What kind of sex are you talking about? You don't have enough brains, but you want sex!"
I'm eating ice cream.
I'm eating ice cream.
Небо
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...in the middle of winter, when it's 40 degrees below zero,
I'm writing in English...
I'm writing in English...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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Magnus
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on the Russian keyboard layout
I dream of a downpour.
I dream of a downpour.
Драккошка
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...in the middle of a large, hot desert. Without an umbrella.
Eating in the university cafeteria...
Eating in the university cafeteria...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Freud
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...when a student from an Arab country blows it up.
I'm banging on the CD-ROM...
I'm banging on the CD-ROM...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
Magnus
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and for no reason... Gaga took the recipe for universal poisoning specifically from your chefs.
I'm reading a book.
I'm reading a book.
Arandor
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Why Arabic? Anyone could have planted the bomb.
Be strong. Believe
Драккошка
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Burning a CD-ROM...
Reading a book
I am committing murder of Gaga...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Werevolka
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...but dozens of new Gags immediately take its place.
I descend into the Dungeon...
I descend into the Dungeon...
kcfgogbfalgfl
Драккошка
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...a group of militant atheists walks by. They didn't bother to understand. You were a good friend.
I kill everyone with Gag's banhammer...
I kill everyone with Gag's banhammer...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Werevolka
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An archangel flies in with a devastating sword and shouts: *This isn't rap, damn it!!!!*
He cuts off your head (This is Wesker).
With each hit of Gagi's banhammer, they multiply like earthworms.
I'm trying to be optimistic.
He cuts off your head (This is Wesker).
With each hit of Gagi's banhammer, they multiply like earthworms.
I'm trying to be optimistic.
kcfgogbfalgfl
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An archangel flies in with a devastating sword and shouts: *This isn't rap, damn it!!!!*
...a crowd of militant atheists walks by. They didn't bother to figure it out. You were a good friend.
I'm killing all the Gags with my banhammer...
Небо
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Trying to become an optimist.
....but you end up being paranoid.
I'm helping Koshe split Gag into atoms....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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