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#1788
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...but I keep delaying writing it because the forum is glitching.

I'm going to Iran as part of the peacekeeping forces...
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#1789
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...but first the Iranians, and then the Americans, drop a nuclear bomb on the peacekeeping forces.
I paint with watercolors...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1790
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with Lady Gaga on her body
I admire the phone! ☎
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#1791
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...then Lady Gaga shows up and takes your phone. As a parting gesture, she doesn't give you an autograph and tells you that you're an idiot.
Looking for a voodoo doll...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1792
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...you find Arandor's voodoo doll, but you don't have any pins, needles, or hairpins handy!

I'm growing flowers in my garden...
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#1793
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soon, the cultivated Rafflesia attracted swarms of buzzing flies.
looking for a pillow with a seam.
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#1794
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...but all the pillows are seamless, and when I finally found one, it ripped, and you're covered in feathers.
I'm trying to come up with a scenario for a funny moment...
А, вот почему.

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#1795
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/not a failure at all)))///
yes, the fanaticism was so great that Koshka came up with a failure for herself))
I want to go to Scandinavia.
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#1796
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...but there's no way to do it. And then you suddenly see a photo of a nude Lady Gaga on a Scandinavian beach with an inappropriate caption, implying that she's waiting for you there.
I try to growl in the shower...
А, вот почему.

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#1797
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....and drowning, sorry for the harshness :o
I'm going to sleep....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1798
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after drinking several cans of energy drink beforehand...
I am in a state of ecstasy.
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#1799
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it's so good that it's almost bad -_- "

I'm just pressing buttons.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1800
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...of a church organ. The next three years will be dedicated to this.

Looking for mediators -_-

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1801
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...is it really that hard to cut out with a plastic ruler?

I'm reading Kafka in the original...
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#1802
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The blades from the set break or wear down quickly. And they are quite thick.

...pioneers attack you and confiscate them for recycling.

I'm writing a newspaper...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!