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#1772
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....and the ice is breaking
I'm carrying iron....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1773
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...to turn in for scrap metal, and behind him, a policeman is running and shouting: "Stop! You are under arrest, and these wires you cut from the poles are confiscated!"

I'm making myself some tea...
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#1774
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...but the dog jumped on you joyfully, and you scalded yourself and it with boiling water.
Posted our HeroesWorld crew on DeviantArt...
А, вот почему.

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#1775
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and no one ever looked at the work, leaving it to gather dust in the depths of DeviantArt. I'm studying psychoanalysis...
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#1777
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...and then Freud comes along, takes credit for your research, and publishes it under his own name.

I'm browsing DeviantArt, looking for images of Koshina...
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#1778
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...and Freud took it upon himself and psychoanalyzed you. I'm going to blow up the Earth....

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Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1779
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What the heck did Freud do to me??? )))

... forgetting to fly away from it first, and it explodes together with you.

I'm typing text in the editor...
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#1780
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...at first, I was typing using a different keyboard layout, but I only realized the mistake after 2390 pages. I had to retype everything manually, but on page 831, the editor glitched and closed without saving anything.
I'm feeling unwell...
А, вот почему.

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#1781
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syphilis
Looking at my phone...
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#1782
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...and here, the aliens' experiment to study your reaction to seeing a phone has ended.
I'm restarting the Adepts (because they're glitching, the jerks)...
А, вот почему.

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#1783
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...but they stubbornly continue to glitch.

I'm running "Mafia"...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1784
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After driving you to your destination, the guys thanked you, patted you on the shoulder, and then one of them strangled you.

I wake up.
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#1785
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.....in a maximum-security prison and you're thinking: "How did I end up here?"
I'm solving algebra problems.....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1786
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...and you decide it's better to just chat on the forum.

I'm untying the knot...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1787
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...while you were untying a knot, someone tied a noose around your neck and pushed you off the bridge.
I'm coming up with another sadistic idea...
А, вот почему.

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