Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...but there are no beds, sofas, or other items where you can sleep. Only a floor covered with baaaadly large spikes.
I tell Wesker that a joke repeated twice becomes stale...

(hint: but here, the Inquisition is tightening the rules...)

but he doesn't care, because you keep writing the same jokes over and over again (and that's true!)

watched an ad with nudity.

And as it turned out, it was an advertisement for Gaga's lingerie.
I dream of a statue of a decaying corpse.

...but they brought you a statue of a embalmed corpse. And they won't let you into the cemetery or the morgue.
I'm thinking about how to cure Magnus of Gagomania...

but all that comes to mind is Lucomania.

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I couldn't come up with anything for my situation, so you guys write it.

I'm watching Gagosu's stream on YouTube.

...but then the internet connection drops, and when it comes back, it turns out that the YouTube server crashed, and while it was being restored, all the videos were deleted, and Gaga became old and unattractive.
Remembering what the Werewolf wrote, I send the Inquisition after Arandor...

I still haven't read what you wrote.

...but Arandor managed to gain the Inquisition's trust, and now he heads its torture department.

I'm trying to formulate my thought...

....sitting in a mental hospital
I escape from prison....

...in a striped robe and with shackles on his legs, he won't get far.

I'm looking through a telescope at the stars...

...and they form into inappropriate words.
I'm inventing a new swimming style...

...bottom up :smile04:

tuk silk o0

like a spider, but your rear end isn't as effective, so nothing works out.

I'm tracking down criminals.

...and they are tracking you down.
I'm creating a picture...