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Ugh, I completely forgot about the situation, and that's just great. And it won't format. In a fit of rage, you open the computer case, rip out the processor, throw the monitor out the window, and then come to your senses. I'm drooling...

.... after swallowing a giant centipede

I come to my senses...

...after falling from the Ostankino Tower. Therefore, only the part of the body where the head remained comes back to life.
I'm trying to come up with a less sadistic outcome...

...don't even dream of it, each time it turns out to be even more terrifying than the previous one)))

they are not letting the legacy of Koshi, with his penchant for devising sadistic challenges, rest in peace...

since sadistic challenges require inspiration from the vibro-hammer of Koschei, and since it cannot be obtained without killing Koschei, you leave life in a sadistic way, having overeaten oranges:smile04:

I'm drinking tea.

...they showed a nude Gaga on TV, you admired the sight, ate a cup and a spoon, and got indigestion.
I hit Magnus with a banhammer for calling it a vibrhammer (pervert and degenerate)...

and he likes how it vibrates, so he enjoys the hits.

...they showed a naked Gaga on TV

:smile11:
brrrr...
why are you writing such things, Kosha?
they don't show that on TV

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(pervert and degenerate...)...

There are many of us

You won't see that on TV.

They'll show even worse things on pay channels.
Crab, you nasty thing, you didn't write about your failure!
I'm going to hit Crab with a banhammer for not writing about his failure...

They'll show anything on pay channels.

Thank goodness I don't have any of those :D

I can't think of anything interesting right now.

And it's pointless, because after the tenth hit, Crab... well... he's just a... well, you know... a complete idiot)) and therefore, nothing smart comes to his head anymore, not for a long time x)
I'm listening to a choir singing:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Mag-nus-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

...and it's just that someone stepped on Bilan's foot.
I'm going to sabotage Dom-2...

While engaged in this process, Kosha became so distracted that she sat down in the bushes, eating popcorn and watching what was happening before her.

Eating corn.

...entire batches. After 1328, I got indigestion.
Meowing on the balcony...