Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

.....and uninstalled Windows 7.
I'm shooting...

...having a cigarette in the morning to cure a hangover at a beer stand

I'm drinking tea (yes, it's that simple)

...but in the middle of drinking, you realize you brewed the wrong kind of tea, you go to the kitchen to brew your favorite tea, but it's already gone, you run to the store, it's closed, you want to go home, but the door slammed shut, and you don't have the key, you waited two hours for the door to open, you froze, you went inside, you're sneezing, and the un-walked dog has created a Persian Gulf on the Persian rug.
I admire my silver medal for academic achievements...

off-topic: I suggest we award Koshe the title of "Queen of Failures."
on-topic: )))))))))))) no, let me laugh)))
and the medal, it turns out, is a chocolate one wrapped in silver foil, because thieves stole the real one long ago and put this one in as a consolation prize.

I'm repainting my Lamborghini from bright red to bright yellow.

...but it turned out that you mistook your Lamborghini for the exact same one belonging to your neighbor, and when the angry neighbor showed up, you had to switch cars, and now instead of a new, good car, you have a wreck that constantly malfunctions, starts intermittently, and guzzles gas. But at least it's bright yellow!
I'm drinking goat urine in the name of Bethrezen (yeah, I'm playing as the Adepts again)...

so, have you already reached the Legions mission?

it's not that simple. The AI might be a bit slow, but it can easily defeat your main hero at level 23.

I'm recording my favorite music onto a disc.

Yeah, only on the second try.

...but the disc gets damaged during recording, and since you didn't copy it, but rather moved it, you no longer have your favorite music.
I'm making a midnight raid on the refrigerator...

...but the Haven troops managed to repel the siege because a roasted chicken arrived to help them.

I'm making flowers.

...using readily available materials: a 5th-grade diary, an old pen, a Dima Bilan CD, a toothpick, and a torn piece of wallpaper.
I'm reading "Around the World"...

because that's the only way you can get to know other countries) there's no money for traveling

I'm tapping my head to stop the headache.

...and you end up performing a self-trepanation, with brain matter splattered all over the room. But at least your headache is gone.
I'm amazed by my own cruelty...

and all because of the banhammer that led Kosh further down the BDSM road, where every second person who looks like Ara gets hit on the head, and every second person who looks like Luke gets... well, you can guess))
I'm ecstatic about Gaga's dress.

...but then a gentle gust of wind carries it away, and it turns out that Gaga is actually a man.
I admire the photo with Luke...

Yeah, he's aged so much that the girls have switched their attention to Master Yoda as a more attractive old man with some fire in him.
I'm looking at the souvenirs I brought back from my travels around Europe.

...and on each one, you find a label: "Made in China."

I'm shooting at targets in a shooting range...