Break it.

...but in the middle of drinking, you realize you brewed the wrong kind of tea, you go to the kitchen to brew your favorite tea, but it's already gone, you run to the store, it's closed, you want to go home, but the door slammed shut, and you don't have the key, you waited two hours for the door to open, you froze, you went inside, you're sneezing, and the un-walked dog has created a Persian Gulf on the Persian rug.
I admire my silver medal for academic achievements...