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#1586
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...but they intercept it, decipher it, and send you for experiments.
I'm looking for pictures of Luke Skywalker... (and don't look at me like that, nothing else comes to mind!!!)
А, вот почему.

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#1587
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..and all I find are pictures of Dima Bilan, Tarzan, and Petrosyan.

I'm ascending in a hot air balloon into the sky...
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#1588
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...And along the way, you only encounter flying Dima Bilans, Tarzans, and Petrosyans.

I'm looking at the avatars.
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#1589
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...and all for glamorous emo girls)

I'm going to repaint the walls black...
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#1590
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and they are already black[br][/br]
I put my tongue in a cup of hot tea.

Be strong. Believe
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#1591
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well, what else can I add? ))
as a result, the cup tips over, and the hot tea spills... on my knees... on my legs, all over.

I'm eating a pastry...
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#1592
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through a mask-anus)

I will eliminate the consequences of the disaster with the spilled tea... on the knees, on the legs, in general.

Be strong. Believe
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#1593
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I don't need your mask; you can keep it.

The doctor will take care of the consequences. The surgeon.

I'm feeding my pet crocodile...
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#1594
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...with my hands.

Cleaning the keyboard...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1595
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.....with a toothpick
I'm digging a grave.....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1596
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...with a knife and fork, we dig our own grave ©

brought flowers to the grave...
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#1597
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...and a hungry zombie crawls out of it.
I'm practicing necromancy...
А, вот почему.

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#1598
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...and then Traven arrives with his subjects, intending to punish.
I set up rune mines under the walls of the stronghold. :)
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#1599
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...and then one of them explodes in your hands.
I kick Traven...
А, вот почему.

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#1600
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and I don't even know who that is

I'm starving...

Be strong. Believe