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Generally, every time I hear a congratulation, I remember a funny old anecdote:

Father to son: - Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day! Son: - Oh, come on, Dad, maybe I'll get into college later.

For a long time now, no one associates this holiday with the armed forces, the army, war, etc.

I agree with this; I don't remember anyone ever associating February 23rd with the army. This is more of a nitpick.

Change the name, and no one will complain. ;)

I like this guy.

Do you want to have children with him?

well, whatever, you do what you want, but we're starting to celebrate in the office right now))) and it doesn't matter that only one of our guys served, the rest *enlisted*).
Interestingly, no one resisted when we gave them gifts. It's time to get rid of childish complexes))

only corrupted people could think of something like that) I meant, like a drummer, and he looks cool with his tattoos and hairstyle).

I agree with this; I don't remember anyone ever associating February 23rd with the army.

Greeting cards for February 23rd (both paper and virtual) are unfortunately filled with military themes...

There seems to be a generally negative attitude towards holidays. New Year is sad, February 23rd is illogical, religious holidays are disregarded – are we all atheists? State holidays are a burden, we are not patriots...

Our homeland is all of humanity! :smile04:

there's too much green in the list of attendees at the Heroes Convention.

there's too much green in the list of attendees at the convention.

This is a trick question, isn't it? It's another military-themed question, right?

Yes, definitely, they made a deal. ))

Today, my professor congratulated me on the holiday, and I wanted to prank her with a chair, but I decided against it because she gave me a 4 after all. It would have been different if she had given me a 3... ))))

By the way, do you know what I'm dreaming about? I want to have my own cupcake factory, where I can make plain cupcakes without any additives, like raisins or different fillings, etc.
I only started dreaming about this now, when I wanted to eat a cupcake but saw something stretchy and sticky in it.

You are quite kind after all. You could have seriously hurt him as a prank, but you didn't, you probably took pity on him.

Yeah, I do have a heart, after all. Plus, I'm still sick and haven't fully recovered.

I love New Year and Christmas; it's a holiday, so who's being so serious? ^_^