I'm watching you mortals.
Good day to everyone. *stretched and sat down at a table with a mug of ale*

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
New here? I'm Roha — want a quick tour?
I'm watching you mortals.

Well, it's right here, not far away... me and a friend are walking, and there's a tank in our path, so I say to the tanker: "Hey, you... son, move your hunk of metal out of the way!"
He replies: "Yeah, screw you :P"
Me: "Oh, you little brat, you're gonna get it now.."
Him: "Yeah, right.. I'm in a tank :3"
Me: "Nah, man, you're really 'in a tank' [clueless]"
After that, I started climbing onto the tank, but as I was doing it, I banged my knee on some protruding piece of metal... oh, how much it hurt, holy cow, I immediately collapsed onto the tank and lay there for like a minute, I guess.. the rest of the walk it just ached a bit x( .. so anyway, I climbed onto the tank, but that bastard locked himself inside, so I pulled out a grenade and tossed it into the barrel! And me and my friend ran off, and the tank exploded...
Added after 3 minutes
well.. actually, yeah, I made that up, but I really did bang into a tank when I was climbing on it\ we have Victory Park nearby, that's where they're parked, plus planes and helicopters, but I didn't climb on those\
Yes indeed, I finally did what I wanted.
My character is supposedly praying to the statue.. well, like in games where priests pray to various Gods, that's what I wanted too) though I wanted to be a bit further away, and there's a lot of snow for some reason, I thought it would be clear there =[br][/br]