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#1328
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....and ended up in a sauna with "special services" ))

I came to work in the morning...
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#1329
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...specifically, to a sauna with special services, where Vegtam hangs out.

I close my eyes...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1330
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...and there he is – Vegtam. Content... In the sauna...

I look out the window...
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#1331
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the milk has spilled! and now he is accused of numerous acts of debauchery and corruption -_−

I nod...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1332
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Well, you've really bummed me out :smile04:

Looking out the window...

...outside. It's cold out there. And they won't let me in...
I nod...

...during a phone call.

I bought a bouquet of flowers...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1333
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to prepare lunch

I'm playing a song on the guitar that tells about a person's journey, about the reasons for their actions, and about how only in solitude can one achieve the truth.

Be strong. Believe
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#1334
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...but in reality, it's about something completely different, as the song is in ancient Sumerian, which you don't understand.

I'm waiting for Vegtam to visit, and he should bring a bouquet of flowers...
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#1335
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Vegtam doesn't know the address :)

Went for a walk in a blizzard...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1336
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...nuclear winter.

I put on my gas mask...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#1337
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but not too obvious.[br][/br]

I'm choosing a name for my character...

Be strong. Believe
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#1338
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And you keep getting told: "A Persian with that name already exists."

I dug a deep pit looking for treasure (the location is clearly marked on the map!).
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#1339
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and yes, there really was a treasure, a dog's treasure!

I'm cutting out a little rose from my heart...

P.S. yes, this often happened with nicknames.

Be strong. Believe
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#1340
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...to give to your girlfriend, and your girlfriend says disappointedly: "But I wanted an i-phone as a gift."

I buy a lottery ticket...
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#1341
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...but that lottery was held about 30 years ago, and your ticket still isn't a winning one.
I'm drinking tea with milk...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1342
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...tea with milk is a complete disaster! )) There's nothing more to add. ))

I went to see the paintings in the Louvre...