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Why does everything always end with a shooting? (Or does it all begin with it?)


A small gift for His Majesty.)))))

Vesk, what kind of organization is that? Is it some kind of Rihanna corporation?

Attempts to influence the user's morale.

Funny, you'd think the person is clicking the "Influence Morale" button many, many times.

yes, this inscription has been amusing me for a long time.

Vesk, what kind of organization is that? Is it some kind of Rihanna corporation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_Corporation

does that mean I can buy an umbrella?

Added 1 minute later
they probably sell them online.

And in general, Resident Evil came out much earlier than Rihanna sang the song with the same name.

well, she played the game and decided to write a song)

and actually, I have an evil plan to take over the world... umbrellas will rule the planet!

Added 2 minutes later
okay, I came up with a plan on how to make money) basically, we need to create an ice age so that it snows all year round, kill all the umbrella manufacturers, and open my own business all over the world, and then all people will buy umbrellas, and that's a lot of money.

Naive. Who needs umbrellas during an ice age? VALENKI. That's where the real gold lies.

competitor! well, that's it...
I just assumed that people need protection from the snow, but our people don't really need it, although I recently saw a woman with an umbrella.

No, fur hats with earflaps – that’s where the real gold lies!
Although felt boots are also essential.

Hmm, I'll do it this way then... We need to disperse something poisonous into the atmosphere, and then all the snow will be poisoned. Regular umbrellas don't protect against it, so that's where our super-umbrellas come in handy).

It’s better to create a cloud generator.

Why a competitor? Come on, you start the ice age, and I'll take care of the felt boots. We'll split the revenue in half. 😉

Snowvampire! Hmm... I'll think about it.