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#1267
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and it jumps out of the pot and runs away

I'm so confused...

Be strong. Believe
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#1268
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But then others came and got confused by you too ((

I wanted to talk to a friend.
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#1269
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And she left for the Canary Islands with your boyfriend.
I'm playing Oblivion...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1270
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...and suddenly the computer displays: "unrecoverable error. Your C drive will now be formatted."

I'm planning to go to the Canary Islands to punch my friend in the face...
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#1271
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...she sold her apartment, barely scraped together enough money for a ticket, and when I arrive, my friend and your boyfriend have flown to Hawaii to celebrate their honeymoon.
I'm getting ready for exams...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#1272
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And suddenly, you get all the credits automatically (believe me, that's a real disappointment...).

I put a clean canvas on the easel and am going to paint a picture.
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#1273
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a crowd of grubby little kids slightly spoils the atmosphere ~^

I admire the abstract painting by Vervolki.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1274
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And then the author comes up and quietly flips the painting over – it was upside down.

I'm going to bed now...
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#1275
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and is someone else going to join you?

found an ancient artifact..

Be strong. Believe
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#1276
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He was cursed to inflict 13 years of severe diarrhea on anyone who touches him.

He went to the dentist...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1277
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And the dentist turned out to be a maniac, tied you to a chair and is going to pull out all your teeth without anesthesia (Brrr, it even made me scared)

I went skiing down the mountain.
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#1278
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came down the mountain with skis in her hands... :) hands

I'm solving the Unified State Exam in physics.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1279
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And my neighbors just happened to be having some loud and noisy event at their place...

I'm back home :)

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#1280
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...in parts O_O

A ball rolls along a smooth surface with an initial velocity of v0 = 5 m/s and enters a rough section of the surface with a friction coefficient of u = 0.017 and a length of 5 m, after which it undergoes a perfectly inelastic collision with a stationary cube, the mass of which is 3 times greater, and they move together...
(I love these physics problems, they are like separate stories - it went there, met someone, and they went together x) break them somehow!)

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#1281
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well... defying all laws of physics, the cube continued to roll due to inertia, and the sphere followed.
Goal: to explain why this happened

went out on the balcony.

Be strong. Believe