Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Now I understand why Arandor doesn’t like the Emperor ;D

I became more tolerant.

Alright! What did I miss? Who's been gathering here to talk about Orcs without me, huh? :smile10:
For Rivendell, for Elrond! Let's go!:smile13:

Volke, don't be offended, but I'll sue you for copyright infringement. It doesn't even matter what's crossed out; you used MY intellectual resource and only slightly modified it, without creating anything new.

Hmm... People were shouting "For... [Gondor, Rohan, Aragorn, etc.]" on VK much earlier than you were born.

Okay! What did I miss? Who's gathering against the orcs without me?
For Rivendell, for Elrond! Forward!

The elves are coming to help! Let's unite against the forces of the enemy! Let's repel Sauron and his black ranks! I suggest we attack the Black Gate tomorrow at dawn.
I'm so excited, it's going to be a super-duper-mega-epic battle

The archers of Mirkwood, the warriors of Noldor, and the warriors of Lothlórien are ready for battle!
Death to the Orcs!

Even the brave hobbits have joined us! Olórin himself, also known as Gandalf, says they are good archers and have strong spirits. For the halflings! Death to our enemies!
We need to send a message to the dwarves. Perhaps they will join us for the next battle. I have seen their siege engines in action; they can break any army with minimal losses.

and then just copy and paste it onto the image?

Hmm... Sauron is the coolest, he just had bad luck...

Balrog was unlucky... Just imagine: you're sleeping, not bothering anyone... And then dwarves start digging their way to you!!! For a demon, they're like cockroaches... And they keep crawling and crawling, trying to steal your honestly acquired treasures. Then Balrog goes up to the second floor, and there... Good heavens, these little pests (dwarves and orcs) have ransacked and destroyed the entire living room! The poor demon walks around the house, chasing mice and cockroaches (aka orcs) from corner to corner... But his suffering doesn't end there! Then some other parasites show up, confident that they can just break in, destroy everything, without an invitation... And then these bandits even killed the owner of the cave. Poor, poor Balrog=((

and who is "Sauron"? :rolleees:

Besides, they call you the Eternal Evil and make fun of you=/ Poor demon=(

Yeah, Belenkiy, I'll say it once – it’s getting dark, and I’m tired after the day!!!!!!!!!!!!! But at least it’s justified =)

And no one has ever called me so affectionately, "Belenkiy":smile06:

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People leave, people come....
Greetings from a Necromancer:)

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Zubr, Volk, Executor, and Nazg. There are already 4 of us!

The second from the right is Volk? O_O And is that Amka as the fourth?:smile43:

The second from the right – is that Volke?

That’s not Imaris, it’s Valhalla Volke.

I was also thinking the same thing; he doesn't listen to Iron Maiden) And Amka? :smile43:

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P.S. The first 800 pages of the Haven are the most interesting %) I don't know if I'll have enough energy for the rest... it's already midnight, and I have to get up early for classes tomorrow -_-

What about Amka? He used to...

It's written from left to right, what's not clear? -_-