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Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
- Turn on iTunes.
- Click "N" in a free space.
- Go to Nelly Furtado's albums.
- Select Folklore.
- Turn off the light (no matter how I try with headphones on, I can't reach the switch).
- Take good headphones (I have two pairs; the first ones, for everyday use, constantly fall out and so on :smile04:)
- Play the first song.
- Turn off the monitor.
- Lie down.
- Close your eyes.
- Lie there.
- Lie some more.
- And a little bit more.
- Wake up kind, cleansed of corruption, loving NF even more, with a replenished supply of
Added after 36 seconds
Help grandmothers cross the road, give up seats on the bus to fat people, feed homeless kittens, and all that sort of thing...
So, is this OUTFIT suitable for a succubus?
You're not Murderface! =P
Murderface is cool =P
And don't bother the uncle, little girl!
You're not Santa Claus – Santa Claus is kind and smart.
And don't bother Uncle, little girl!
He would say that Santa Claus is a cool dude who shows up at your house every New Year, drinks all the booze, takes the presents, and leaves :Z
Although, I still think he's smart and kind :p
P.S.: and I changed my avatar anyway =P, so I'm no longer the evil Santa Claus who bullies Vegtam and his friends, nor am I a malicious gay man =P
that's why I'm no longer the grumpy old Santa Claus who bullies Vegtam and his friends, nor am I a mean gay person =P

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Hmm, maybe I should set Toki as my avatar too? *jokingly*

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
He would say that Santa Claus is a cool guy who shows up at your house every New Year, drinks all the booze, takes the presents, and leaves. :З
P.S. I'll deliver my speech in a couple of hours. Right now, some
Freud and Lizard were, of course, aware that they had no chance of winning and were there more as spectators.
Kosha, on the other hand, was hoping for something, but we all know how that goes...
Beloved of the Gods was also there... However, no one in the hall was even afraid of him. After all, who would be afraid of a monkey in a cage, especially one with a muzzle?
But VisTrit looked simply stunning. An expensive suit, a stylish haircut, a serious expression. He was absolutely confident in his victory! His fans were sitting next to him. And there were many of them – the Witch, Khostor, and others :D
The only one who wasn't in the hall was Arandor. No one could even imagine why, since he was VisTrit's main competitor!
Wesker reappeared on stage (who, by the way, could also have won in this category).
- So, friends, are you ready to find out who our jester is? Yes?!
A defiant smile appeared on VisTrit's face.
- By a margin of one vote...
VisTrit's fans were screaming with anticipation!
- The winner is... Arandor!
The hall immediately fell silent. A hush fell over the room. Almost everyone sat with a gloomy expression, and VisTrit, apparently, didn't even understand what had happened.
But after a few seconds, the host dispelled the tense atmosphere...
- Bring the jester on stage!
At that moment, Arandor appeared from behind the curtain, wearing a jester's costume and shaking his head unhappily. It was at this moment that the hall burst into laughter, and even VisTrit sighed with relief, realizing what he had avoided.

