You're not Santa Claus – Santa Claus is kind and smart.
And don't bother Uncle, little girl!
He would say that Santa Claus is a cool dude who shows up at your house every New Year, drinks all the booze, takes the presents, and leaves :Z
Although, I still think he's smart and kind :p
P.S.: and I changed my avatar anyway =P, so I'm no longer the evil Santa Claus who bullies Vegtam and his friends, nor am I a malicious gay man =P

