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Wesker, with the support of Heroes World and Golden Plum 2009 presents:
A multi-part blockbuster "They killed the Valkyrie 1.0"

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It happened a long time ago... About two years ago, maybe more... We were so close... We trolled each other, made fun of each other. We were inseparable! We were... friends. But she... she died... I was devastated...
- Hey, Ghost, stop thinking using so many ellipses!
Wesker! Get out of my head! Away! Away!
So... as I was saying... She died under unknown circumstances... But recently I found out that maybe she's still alive!!! When I found out... I didn't even know what to think...
- Again? ^__^
Will you let me finish my thought?
The person who gave me this information told me to find someone... Amaranth. Also known as Amko... Maybe... Maybe he'll explain the situation! Maybe the Valkyrie is alive!!!
So... I set off on a long journey - to a bar, located two blocks from my house.
Entering, I immediately approached the bartender and asked if he had seen Amaranth, and he pointed to a guy sitting in the corner.
Amaranth... He was a strange man. Big round eyes, cat ears, and besides that, he was extraordinarily cute...
I dared to approach him, despite how cute he was.

- Oh, young friend, I was told that maybe you know the Valkyrie.
- Valkyries? I knew many valkyries in my time.
- It was a proper name! - Ghost was indignant.
- It was...
Ghost literally went wild and jumped up.
- Confess, what did you do to the girl, you pervert?!!!
Amaranth, without even reacting to Alex's aggressive actions, replied:
- As always: I raped her, killed her, raped her again, and buried the body in the forest. So what?
- I had feelings for her! And you, you bastard... you killed her...
Barely breathing from despair, he continued:
- Where did you bury her?? WHERE??!!!

Brilliant:D Awesome:D

Simply awesome! I suggest creating a nomination: Best screenwriter for a flood-themed movie! And award it to Wesker!

The nomination is too specific. How about "Most Creative User" to encourage more participation?

Could it be considered outside of the competition? A special prize from the jury.

Where are the chroniclers?! That's how forum legends are born!!

Who do you think should be considered our chronicler? :)

Where are the chroniclers?

Who among us can be considered a chronicler?

The problem is that there aren't any. :) That's exactly why the "legends" haven't been written yet.

So, we should start keeping track. Let's begin today, and maybe in a year or two, we can have another laugh about it, if we're still around, of course ;) (I mean, on the forum :p)

Reven, that was funny xD
How many haven't voted yet?

Two. For execution, you need

Why not post an interesting story in a thread specifically created for that purpose and wait for a chronicler to respond?

quickly searching for everything among familiar chroniclers)

I will wait for the remaining two votes until I wake up tomorrow. There is no point in waiting any longer than that.

Let’s have the next nomination)) they will vote later.

Now I'm going to do something useful.