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To add a bit of intrigue – Freud! Sometimes he spouts such nonsense:smile07: You start to wonder while lying under the table, writhing in arrogant laughter: "Is he alright? Or is this just another one of his psychological experiments?" :D
P.S. No offense.
Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг клан "Vampires" P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
Perhaps, after all, this THING, which is a source of pointless chatter, actually appeals to my egoism:) So, count me in:D Alex Ghost Dark green, bold, italic:D
A joker... Also in a quandary... Arandor's jokes make me want to smash something. But if it were a nomination for "forum scarecrow," he would be unbeatable.
Since we are choosing a jester for the whole of 2009, I want to recall what made me laugh the most from what I've read (I only read "Arguments on various topics. Lots of off-topic" and "Mafia"):
1) Winter 2009 Topic: Arguments on various topics. Lots of off-topicWisTrit
I've already come up with the next candidate! :)
WisTrit
Appear, O Great One! Arkady Ukupnik 30
WhiteLizard
OH MY GOD!!!! I'm SHOCKed!1!1!
WisTrit
Verka Serduchka 42+ Serduchka attacks!
WisTrit
Philipp Kirkorov 30
A bit about the god
Philipp Kirkorov is a brutal Post-black-metal performer. We criticize him, all you posers of every style of hardcore heavy music, out of envy. He also conflicts with everyone around him, for such is his dark essence.
the adept of darkness looks at you He began his activities in the village of "Dark Rakhmatulins", where he first encountered the dark force. This could not have been avoided, for he is always and everywhere drawn to it. In that little village, the old women told him that the devil himself had blessed their land so that the adepts of darkness would multiply in its favorable expanses. There, Kirkorov finds a teacher of darkness, a dark prophet and an adept of satanism who becomes his mentor. There he also gathers his first True-Black-Metal band. Their first performances, even in this devil-pleasing village, were perceived as too terrible an evil! Crops perished and children died from this malicious music, and the sun hid behind the clouds. Unfortunately, Kirkorov and his band were exiled from "Rakhmatulins". After this, Kirkorov goes to Moscow... that is the city that must drown in the boundless power of darkness! There, Kirkorov re-assembles the team; the style of their music could be characterized as Death-Hardcore-Doom-Post-Grindcore. Frenetically roaring guitars and relentlessly thundering drum kits created a feeling of the coming apocalypse in his music... they performed at many venues in Moscow, and indeed throughout all of Russia. Unfortunately, mad fanatics from "kind" organizations attacked the band's bus and left no one alive! The Black community had never known such sorrow... But it turned out that Philipp actually survived! An adept of the apocalypse cannot die so stupidly! Currently performs solo. But his music has not become a bit lighter or worse; everything has only multiplied many times over. There is no more music so malicious, black, ear-splitting and maddening.
2) Spring 2009 Topic: Arguments on various topics. Lots of off-topicWisTrit
Action-blockbuster. The plot is as follows: Zeleboba wakes up alone in a dark room, on a cot. The building is clearly military. He looks around, notices a Gauss rifle on the table. He picks it up. The door is slightly ajar, behind it is also gloom, the room is lit only by a few dim lamps. Zeleboba tries to remember where he is, to figure out what happened. Suddenly, a rustle flashes through the darkness, then the sound of many people's footsteps. Then a shout: "Strike while the iron is hot!", gunshots and the death screams of people. There in the depths, in the darkness, something terrible is hiding... a hideous creature. Zeleboba took the rifle off safety and cautiously moved forward...
WisTrit
... Zeleboba crept step by step deeper into the military base. Suddenly his attention was drawn by the crackle of a radio. The faint sound of footsteps. "who is it?" - Zeleboba thought. Standing in the darkest part of the corridor, he raised the rifle...
3) Summer 2009 Topic: Mafia 2. The City of Lost HeavenWisTrit
- hi Amko! - hi sheriff, glad to see you! - you know, I woke up this morning and thought... - yes? - why not just kill you? *pew pew!111*
WisTrit
- hi amko! - hi sheriff, glad to see you! - I know what you did last night! - OH SHI~ "PEW PEW!!!1111111"
WisTrit
- hi Amko! - hi sheriff, glad to see you! - beautiful morning, isn't it? - yes sheriff, it'll be a great day - you know... *PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!!!!!1111111*
4) From the latest (late summer-autumn 2009) – what he still has in his message history: Topic: Association game and other similar flood-contest topics – his posts bring a smile ^___^ Read them in his profile—it's fun))
Unfortunately, he has been writing very little lately, but that is no reason to forget such a wonderful candidate for the "Royal Jester" nomination.
WisTrit's humor is natural and pleasant, and most importantly, it fills almost every one of his posts. Therefore WisTrit.
Why I believe that Arandor is not suited for this position: For the most part, Ara's jokes get lost in that huge stream of flood that he erupts. He is the type of person who tells 20 jokes in the hope that at least 1 will be very funny. Laughing at his words is more of a habit than anything related to a healthy sense of humor. Hence – we vote for Wis^^
Instead of a P.S.:WisTrit
"yes! yes! I love you all! thanks to my producer, parents, friends, the dog that eats my cooking, the five rats that live in my cage, the five hundred cockroaches that didn't let me relax during the day, the thousand...
Если кто-то тебе противоречит, подумай: может, он не прав? (с)
Говорят, что рыжие не плачут, Говорят, душа у них - огонь. Если влюблены, то любят значит, Если ненавидят - их не тронь!
"Не заблуждайтесь. Рыжие - это зло! Знаете кто был рыжим? Иуда... Что сделал Иуда? Иисуса предал - вот что! Я говорю вслух то, о чем другие только думают. Рыжие опасны. И однажды ночью, когда вы будете спать в своих кроватках, рыжие придут за вами... Они придут за вами!!!" (с) Эрик Картман
How many nominations are being awarded? It's a bit confusing for me. I need to think about it, and for that, I need to gain some intelligence, I need brain seeds, and holy water so that a good little guy can grow.
It makes you want to say: "Announce the whole list!" Because it's hard to judge based on just one nomination. We have many witty people on the Forum (and especially in the Chit-Chat section) who write very funny things. But the "Jester" nomination is about laughing not WITH someone, but more AT someone. After all, a Jester is not the King of Humor.
Lol) sorry, I sometimes get confused. I once confused him with Lok'en or something. Or with Aro. Or with someone else. And I've mixed them up several times, without even reading the nicknames. "The most clueless" - that's my nomination.
Elcidere
