Posts from Semolina Porridge vs. Bananas Auto-translated

Lock, I still remember those nightmares you used to send me in ICQ, how you loved to bathe in shit, live with shit, eat shit, and wanted to turn into it.

Share with me, both of you, what you were taking? O_o

Yes, that’s probably the dish whose recipe Locken posted earlier.

Clever, but you're definitely overdoing it with the affection.

Why did you switch to talking about something unpleasant? Let's get back to our bananas: I would eat bananas in the evening, but in the morning, I prefer porridge. Because in the morning, I often have a hangover, and bananas make me feel even sicker, and eating porridge at night is just pointless:smile04:

I want to eat a banana, but there are only apples. I want a cookie with chocolate, but there are only cupcakes. I want tea with three spoons of sugar, but there are only two. Let's talk about something unpleasant.

shit - it's what dancing girls get.

So, is Locken a dancing girl?? Ooh.

I'm talking about the Heroes of Might and Magic series.

There's no garbage there, or rather, it's all there, but you could also call it dancing girls.
Well, a Warlock doesn't like that kind of stuff.

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Do you want to talk about it? :3

not really, to be honest.

I can combine all these topics, for example: you can poop banana-shaped (some also call them sausages), or you can poop like porridge (well, you're a weakling :D) :smile52:

I want to chat.

You've exceeded your violation limit. Just one more infraction, and... Koshe won't need to upgrade his hammer.

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Burned Revan, now he has to leave and hide in England. If we're talking about the game, you should try semolina porridge with grated banana. And in general, semolina porridge, if prepared correctly, can become an excellent dessert.