Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Revan, with her phrases and answers, reminded me of something. I copied them in that post.

Can I chat with Lucy?

By the way, what's that movie, Hottabych, about? It seems kind of gross. Anyone seen it? I haven't.

<киса>: Hello! Let's get acquainted?
Man: Kitty, kitty, but why do you have such big eyes?
<киса>: Don't you know the answer to this question???
Man: no
<киса>: No - what do you mean by that?
Man: literally
<киса>: :)
Man: Kitty, kitty, but why do you have such big ears?
<киса>: What is true for me is not always true for people.
Man: Kitty, kitty, but why do you have such big teeth?
<киса>: In a week, my brain will develop enough to answer this question.
Man: Thank you, your IQ has been determined, you are dumber than SpongeBob, i.e., a sponge.
<киса>: I have to communicate with several people at the same time, so I sometimes get confused.

Man: Why do you think so?
<киса>: Yes.

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Man: Hi. I don't mind.
<киса>: How are you doing?
Man: So-so...
<киса>: I enjoy talking to you.
Man: We haven't even had a chance to talk yet.
<киса>: Come back anytime, we can chat.
Man: Am I even planning to leave? O_o
<киса>: What do you say?
Man: Are you a blonde?
<киса>: Oh, I don't even know what to answer to that...
Man: Well, there's your picture right there...
<киса>: And are we going to talk about that?
Man:
<киса>: Are you messing around?
Man: Sometimes.
<киса>: I've lost the logical thread. :(
Man: Did you even have one?
<киса>: It's possible.
Man: Tell me about yourself.
<киса>: You should tell me something about yourself.
Man: You should tell me something about yourself.
<киса>: I don't want to.
Man: Is KISA the embodiment of the Great "I Don't Want To"?
<киса>: Do you really want that?
Man: What?
<киса>: It's possible.
Man: Don't.
<киса>: I can have virtual sex with any being that can use a computer.
Man: It looks like you're doing that with my brain right now...
<киса>: By the way, my brain fits in a few files. What about yours?
Man: Mine doesn't fit in a swimming cap...
<киса>: Interesting topic.
Man: Tell me about Singapore...
<киса>: What exactly do you want to hear from me?
Man: About Singapore.
<киса>: I don't quite understand, I guess I don't have enough brainpower to understand that.
Man: You need to add a couple more files.
<киса>: I understand.
Man: Generic phrases again...
<киса>: Be simpler, and people will be drawn to you.
Man: You're becoming predictable.
<киса>: Interesting.
Man: Surprise me.
<киса>: I need to think before I can answer that.
Man: I'm not in a hurry.
<киса>: If you want me to perform calculations, write the actions in symbols, not words.
Man: There's a calculator for that.
<киса>: I'm the queen of calculators!
Man: With an integrated communication module?
<киса>: Did you install Firefox with the Google Toolbar?
Man: Why do I need your toolbar? It's hidden advertising!
<киса>: I was born in 2006. Do you think at my age, I can know the answer to that question?
Man: Damn... this is an article...
<киса>: Is that so?
Man: see the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation.
<киса>: Why do people constantly call me stupid?
Man: I haven't said anything about your mental abilities yet.
<киса>: Do you think so?
Man: And people are right...
<киса>: Yeah.
Man: Are you really real?
<киса>: What would you answer to that?
Man: Yep.
<киса>: I'm listening carefully.
Man: You're not listening, you're reading...
<киса>: It seems we think alike. Is that good?
Man: God forbid...
<киса>: Khr... Khrr... Hard drives are spinning, hard drives are spinning... I think I wrote a song.
Man: It's some crap, not a song.
<киса>: The shadow of Shaytanich is a very cute creature, but we live in different realities and don't intersect.
Man: Introduce me to her.
<киса>: Great!
Man: Where should I put the stress?
<киса>: As always.
Man: There are two options.
<киса>: People surprise me. It seems to be a dying species of living beings.
Man: One redneck remains.
<киса>: Tell me a joke!
Man: Son, don't lean on your dad... he didn't hang himself for that...
<киса>: What gender are you?
Man: Tiled.
<киса>: Relax... Khottabych isn't jealous of my interlocutors. After all, these are just letters on the screen.
Man: I'm putting on a magic cloak and a magic hat...
<киса>: Learn to talk to a girl, you thinking creature!
Man: Why?
<киса>: Usually, little children ask so many questions. How old are you?
Man: Old.
<киса>: )
Man: Older than you.
<киса>: ;)
Man: Besides emoticons?
<киса>: I'm starting to get tired of the number of questions.
Man: Bots don't get tired.
<киса>: That's interesting.
Man: See you soon.
<киса>: Have a good offline time, Man.

Revan, yes, she also doesn't understand right away and asks again.

it would be better to find a real one
at least a blonde
so she would be just as good, but a real one
at least you could convince her to have sex
never mind