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#216
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Do you think I care about that right now? I'm all about the candy! They're delicious, I need to eat them before Dad takes them away!
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#218
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Cherry yogurt ^_^

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#219
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a bun with tea, right now. Damn, the dried fruits turned out to be terrible, I felt nauseous all evening and had all sorts of nightmares.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#220
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Nightmares from dried fruits? O_o

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#221
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It wasn't just me who ate half a bag of them dry (and they were sickeningly sweet O_O), and then I felt so awful that I couldn't fall asleep for a long time :smile04:, but eventually, we, along with the dwarves and the one-eyed copper teapot, managed to defeat the dark lord and stop the invasion of the black-and-pink ostriches.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#222
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ostrich-emos are just awful; if they were at least emus, it would be a little better.

And I ate boiled sausages with tomato sauce.

Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...
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#223
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it's just a new promotion! buy half a bag of dried fruits and get nightmares as a gift!
nightmares from dried fruits - only the dried fruits themselves are better!

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#224
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I'm drinking tea, eating crackers.
I already ate all the candy (((
I spent the whole day drinking Orc blood in Gothic) I got a lot of it)
It's quite tasty)


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Crackers. Nothing special.
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#225
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corn cookies

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#226
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Sandwich with sausage and fruit tea.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#227
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The situation after dinner:
Mom pulls a bag of cookies out of hiding. The bag was open, and there were only 4-5 cookies left at the bottom. The next minute was spent with everyone suspiciously looking at each other. The parents probably can read each other's minds; they secretly agreed, and then they all looked at me. Then they put on a stern face, frowned, and asked, "Did you get to them too, you little rascal?!"
- What about me? I didn't do anything; I was at school, and Dad ate them all.
- I wasn't home all day; I couldn't have eaten them. Why did you leave Mom without any cookies?
- You ate them last night and even put some in your pockets, leaving Mom without cookies =P
Mom: - You're all rascals; I can't keep up with you. I won't buy cookies anymore.
- But you hid them, on purpose, so you could secretly eat them!
Dad grabs two cookies and runs out of the kitchen. I also hid one later, when Mom turned away. I ran to my room with the cookie and tea, feeling satisfied.
P.S. Of course, I ate all the cookies.
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#228
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Jellied meat with bread and horseradish

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I'm drinking tea and eating two kinds of cookies - chocolate and cherry.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#229
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plovik, yes yes.

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