Skip to content

Posts from Animal Farm Auto-translated

No ratings yet — be the first to rate!
User Avatar
#16
Auto-translated
Hey, get out of here! Don't clutter up the thread. We'll cure your star disease, you feathered wonder!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
In reply to Werevolka
User Avatar
#17
Auto-translated
Werewolf
In other words, over time, a special tanning substance accumulates in human brains, making the brain harder. This prevents the Animosh larvae from penetrating it. At most, they can only slightly nibble at the edges of the brain. (In such cases, people usually say: their brains are itching). Well, since it is well known that the Fludosaur has a very small brain – just microscopic in size – the Animosh larvae often miss and die ingloriously.
There is also a struggle between the Animosh larvae and other parasites for the organism – glamorous cockroaches and pop worms...
Glamorous cockroaches prefer the brains of girls, and the main hallucinogen secreted by their excretory glands makes a person blindly follow the instructions of the box called "television"...
Pop worms are similar to Animosh in their effect, but with each generation, the genetic compatibility with humans decreases, as a result of which the number of people addicted to the styles of Alla Pugacheva or Filipp Kirkorov is rapidly decreasing...

A unique symbiosis, born from the parity of two to three species of these parasites, manifests itself in the combination of all styles and the emergence of extremely terrible individuals – "Dangerous Pokeheznos".
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
User Avatar
#18
Auto-translated
The most impressive sight can be seen at the moment of the Fludozavr's death. This huge creature, feeding on the available food, unknowingly begins to devour itself, starting from the tail (forgive me, S. Lem!). Cracks spread across the animal's body, and it breaks apart into pieces, from which smaller Fludozavri later form. If there is an abundance of food, they quickly grow to the size of their ancestor.

Added 6 minutes later
Glamorous cockroaches also secrete a special enzyme that causes unbearable itching all over the body of the unfortunate victim, which drives them to rash actions: buying jeans with rhinestones, handbags from Dolce & Gabbana. Some even pluck their eyebrows and file their nails, unable to resist the itch.
In reply to Werevolka
User Avatar
#19
Auto-translated
Werevolka
Glamorous cockroaches also secrete a special enzyme that causes the unfortunate victim to experience unbearable itching all over their body, which drives them to rash actions: buying jeans with rhinestones, handbags from Dolce & Gabbana. Some even pluck their eyebrows and file their nails, unable to resist the itching.
Another consequence of the influence of Glamorous Cockroaches is piercing other parts of the body besides the ears and acquiring jewelry for the piercings... Thus, Glamorous Cockroaches try to weaken a person's body, infect them with diseases, and turn people into hideous "Glamorous Zombies"...
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
User Avatar
#20
Auto-translated
A striking example of an individual whose health and well-being have been undermined and ravaged by the "glamour cockroach" phenomenon is Sergei Zverev. In his lifetime, he was a simple hairdresser, but now he is a "glamour zombie stylist" and a "glamour zombie showman"...
User Avatar
#21
Auto-translated
Also, let's not forget the most striking example of the final stage of glamorism, which mutated into a horse-like creature – Ksenia Kobylchak, who, among other things, infects others by distributing a special strain of the glamorism virus – Durdoma2...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
In reply to Драккошка
User Avatar
#22
Auto-translated
Drakkosha
It is also important not to forget the most striking example of the final stage of glamorism, which mutated into a horse-like creature - Ksenia Kobylchak, who, among other things, infects others by distributing a special strain of the glamorism virus - Durdom2...
Danger! Durdom 2 contains participants infected with glamor cockroaches! Under no circumstances should you come into contact with them or with those who have been in contact with them! It's contagious!
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
User Avatar
#23
Auto-translated
However, there is a belief that Dungeon 2 is a kind of testing ground for particularly dangerous strains of bacteria. Through enemas, participants are inoculated with glamour-inducing agents, star-shaped bacilli, brain-softening viruses, and the like. In a way, the test subjects sacrifice their lives so that the rest can develop a strong immunity to such diseases.
User Avatar
#24
Auto-translated
I was just watching Kin-dza-dza. The situation there is no better than what is described here.
User Avatar
#25
Auto-translated
The film is certainly good, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic mentioned above. Furthermore, we do not make diagnoses. We simply describe scientific facts impartially.
In reply to Werevolka
User Avatar
#26
Auto-translated
Palcerot is a special species that prefers to kill millions of creatures to satisfy its body with the toxin absorbed during the killing, which relaxes the nerves but destroys the rest of the organism...
http://www.2x2tv.ru/movie/1ba246d64948fb1fef4376a403581409
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
User Avatar
#27
Auto-translated
I'm diagnosing you.
As for the movie, it also has a lot of nonsense and rambling, and everyone speaks like "ЫКА-ЫКА-ЫКА, ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ".
In reply to Imaris
User Avatar
#28
Auto-translated
Imaris, the Moon Wolf
I'm diagnosing you.
As for the movie, it's full of nonsense and rambling, and everyone speaks like this: YIKA-YIKA-YIKA, YYYYYYYYY.
You're in the right section, if you haven't noticed... Writing nonsense here is the rule.
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
User Avatar
#29
Auto-translated
Well, here the level of his presence is increased:))
and can I write YIKA-YIKA, YYYY, KUKUKU, KYU, YIKA-YIKA after each of your posts?
In reply to Imaris
User Avatar
#30
Auto-translated
Imaris, the Moon Wolf
Well, here's an increased level of his involvement:))
And can I write "ЫКА-ЫКА, ЫЫЫ, КУКУКУ, КЮ, ЫКА-ЫКА" after each of your posts?
Should we create a "SUPERFLOOD" section? That would be super-flooding...
And can I kill someone from the forum each time after you write your post?
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам