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With a soft hiss, a portal opened, and a wizard stumbled out. "It's been a while since I was here..." he said. A whisper spread through the hall – "Tengro, look, it's Tengro! And they said he was gone..."

When all hope for rescue was lost, a message arrived from afar on the wind. Everyone understood that there was no hope left, but suddenly a teleport opened, and they all saw a dark, flame-scorched cloak... the traveler was almost without strength... approaching the heroes a little, he plunged a two-handed sword into the ground and leaned on his knee. The hood of the cloak was blown back by the wind, and everyone saw a face that was horrifyingly familiar. "It's Medvaldo," cried the archer, who was standing closest. He survived. "Let's take him to the tavern and ask the mage to give him some healing potions," muttered one of the heroes...

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[Today 11:23] Medvaldo: And then the other heroes return, bringing with them the mage's elixir for Medvaldo. "Thank you," he replies. The heroes look at JOKER. "Where did you get the spellbook? What were you planning to do behind our backs?" they exclaim. "Look, JOKER, this doesn't make you stronger..." they all say in unison. [Today 11:20] ***JOKER***: Okay, but never turn your back on me... anything can happen... [Today 11:19] Medvaldo: Peace is always a good solution in these lands... It's better to save the armies for a more serious battle with the infidels. [Today 11:18] ***JOKER***: Peace? [Today 11:17] Medvaldo: The Devil is never late, so the necromancers will have a hard time... [Today 11:16] ***JOKER***: Medvaldo, it's too late, we sent you to the necromancers with Linea... [Today 11:15] Medvaldo: But that's not what happened. Medvaldo rises and, reciting a hellish mass, summons an army of demons from the underworld. Thus begins a new battle. To the glory of the Devil, and the legions of Pit Lords are already behind him. [Today 11:15] Linea: I'm getting the spellbook! [Today 11:14] Linea: So... [Today 11:14] Linea: I'll help you! [Today 11:14] Linea: You said you wouldn't touch me!!?? [Today 11:14] ***JOKER***: Only if they help me... [Today 11:13] ***JOKER***: Witnesses don't live long... [Today 11:12] Linea: And I will be a witness! [Today 11:12] ***JOKER***: [Today 11:11] Linea: Now Joker will make a new zombie! [Today 11:11] ***JOKER***: Let them run... they left me alone with you for nothing... I take out my necromancer's staff... [Today 11:10] Medvaldo: Everyone ran to the mage for the elixir. [Today 11:09] ***JOKER***: and again silence [Today 11:04] ***JOKER***: Happy belated!

A girl bursts into the tavern! She's furious! And threatens to kill the tavern owner! :D

)))Seeing this girl, who was no more than 70 centimeters tall and so weak that she couldn't even hold her head up straight, always looking down at her feet, everyone laughed, and the tavern keeper kicked her out of the tavern.

But the girl turned out to be different from how everyone saw her. That was just her disguise! In reality, she was strong, tall, beautiful, and agile! A black crossbow appeared in her hands, and she shot at the tavern keeper! The arrow was poisoned, and...

But the tavern keeper was a master of magic. He used the "Evasion" spell, and the arrow passed by. After that, the tavern keeper, without wasting time, cast the "Weakness" spell on the girl. The girl fell, and the tavern keeper calmly approached her, took the crossbow, and kicked the girl with all his might. The kick turned out to be magical, and all the beauty, so to speak, vanished from the girl. The visitors of the tavern saw a small and wrinkled old woman – the true form of the little girl.

But the girl turned out to be different from how everyone saw her. That was just her disguise! In reality, she was strong, tall, beautiful, and agile! A black crossbow appeared in her hands, and she shot at the tavern keeper! The arrow turned out to be poisoned, and...

The tavern keeper falls, cursing everyone and everything, and already on the floor, he notices that he spilled beer on the floor and orders someone to wipe up the puddle....
Someone in a black cloak with a hood sees all this, stands up, and shouts at the entire tavern:
- Who will serve now?!...

Noble sirs! Don't shoot the pianist... (whispered the dying tavern keeper). But his death was only a transition from one state to another. After all, a full, blood-red moon shone outside the window. The tavern keeper's eyes opened. The little girl, who had carelessly wandered into this notorious place alone late in the evening, managed to see the red, ominous glow. And now, the malevolent werewolf-tavern keeper is crunching on her thin, sweet bones...

Noble gentlemen! Don't shoot the pianist... (whispered the dying tavern keeper). But his death was only a transition from one state to another. After all, a full, blood-red moon shone outside the window. The tavern keeper's eyes opened. The little girl, who had carelessly wandered into this notorious place alone late in the evening, managed to see the red, ominous reflection. And now, the evil werewolf-tavern keeper is crunching the thin, sweet bones...

The werewolf finished gnawing on the bones and looked at the road. Ten cheerful swordsmen were walking along it, loudly singing songs and clumsily dancing. Seeing the werewolf's furry face, the swordsmen offered to shave him. Confused, the werewolf offers them a cigarette. The swordsmen were offended and, replying "We don't smoke," shaved the werewolf...
An hour later, the werewolf wakes up shaved and cleaned, wearing a Versace suit, and in his pocket he has...

...it turned out to be Sauron's ring! He fainted from the shock! What else could he do? Yes, yes, he turned into Frodo Krueger!:D

And in our dimension, visitors were shouting, "Witch! Burn the witch!" The helpful orcs were already building a bonfire.

Brrr! What a nightmare! - said the innkeeper, waking up. He probably shouldn't have read "The Lord of the Rings" before bed. He reached into the pocket of the Armani jacket hanging on the chair and... pulled out a small, gnawed-on girl's bone...

As the remnants of the old woman burned on the cross, the innkeeper remembered that in another dimension, the old woman might still be alive. He uttered a spell that was previously unknown to anyone and found himself in another dimension, next to himself in the form of Frodo Krueger, lying in a cave. The innkeeper calmly searched his other self and took the Ring of Power out of his pocket.

In our dimension, visitors were shouting, "Witch! Burn the witch!" The helpful Orcs were already building a bonfire.

But the so-called witch turned out to be tougher! She pierced the head of one of the visitors and then disappeared!:D

But the so-called witch turned out to be even more powerful! She pierced the head of one of the patrons and then disappeared!:D

But that wasn't the end of it! The tavern owner, of course, had a Palantír and calmly tracked where the witch had disappeared to, uttered another unknown spell, and found himself near an abandoned farm where the witch was currently hiding.