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To believe in Cthulhu, you need to be completely insane.

To become a FULL-fledged MD, you need to consume a lot of calories).

To consume a lot of calories, it’s enough to drink a bottle of beer and eat a bag of chips once a day.

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calories won't make you stronger.

they will, believe me, they will!

To be able to drink a bottle of beer and eat a bag of chips once a day, you need to earn it.

to earn money for beer and chips, you need to find a job))

To ensure nothing interferes with enjoying a bottle of beer and a bag of chips once a day, one must abandon the path to enlightenment.

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To find a job, one must need money.

To be in need of money, you need to buy a decorative elephant from India (made in China) in the most expensive store in the city, then buy a device for retrieving coins that have rolled into crevices, a huge statue of Archimedes, break all the dishes for good luck and buy new ones, buy all the albums of all Russian singers, while listening to thrash metal or some kind of rap, and finally, send 200 SMS messages for your favorite magician in a minute of fame.

To buy a decorative elephant from India (made in China) in the most expensive novelty shop in town, along with a device for retrieving coins that have rolled into crevices, a huge statue of Archimedes, then break all the dishes for good luck and buy new ones, purchase all the albums of every Russian singer, while listening to thrash metal or some kind of rap, and finally, send 200 text messages in a minute to vote for your favorite magician on a talent show, you need to get really high.

to get really high, you need to not shave for half a month.

To avoid shaving for almost two weeks, you need to buy a depilatory cream.

to buy a depilatory cream, you either have to be a woman or an idiot.

To be a woman or an idiot, you need to get married.

To get married, you need a groom or bride of a non-traditional orientation (someone who likes women).