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To buy a decorative elephant from India (made in China) in the most expensive novelty shop in town, along with a device for retrieving coins that have rolled into crevices, a huge statue of Archimedes, then break all the dishes for good luck and buy new ones, purchase all the albums of every Russian singer, while listening to thrash metal or some kind of rap, and finally, send 200 text messages in a minute to vote for your favorite magician on a talent show, you need to get really high.