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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#12968
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to be honest, no) I copied someone else's action and added your nickname X)

by the way, where did this topic go?

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ouch, I cut my finger while shaving

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never touch a razor with your hands, and especially don't run your finger over it.

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#12969
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Shave with axes :smile51:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#12970
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It seems that the topic was moved to a hidden section before the arrival of the moderators. There is no freedom.
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#12971
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you, Rhubarb, you are right ( we have no sex on HeroesWorld!

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#12972
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What’s the point? Moderators can visit this thread, but we can’t. Where’s the fairness? What makes us any worse, after all?!
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#12973
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даешь секс народу ХВ!!!

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#12975
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tsuk, but I used to treat them well (naf refused =[br][/br]no one warned anyone about the consequences).

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#12977
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Revan
A few bottles of beer, fresh air. And then a nice, warm shower. My eyelids are getting heavy... I'll be going to sleep soon. My loli-neko is already tugging at my sleeve; I'll turn off the computer and start tickling her belly, and she'll laugh and resist, she'll poke my leg with her knee, then I'll fall to the floor, pretending to faint, and she'll run around and jokingly lament, then she'll playfully do CPR, and then, of course, I'll wake up, and we'll laugh together about this scene…
Then she'll make a serious face and hug me, pressing her small but firm and warm chest against me; I'll kiss her on the neck, just below her ear, then I'll pick her up and put her in bed, covering her with a large, warm blanket. While she's falling asleep, I'll quickly take a shower with shampoo and soap, and brush my teeth. Then I'll finish the sweet tea I was drinking while sitting at the computer.
She'll be lying on her side, facing the wall. I'll lie down on my side too, behind her, pressing my whole body against her and putting one arm over her, so I can hold her hand all night, soft as a paw. I'll have wonderful dreams.
If this crap hadn't started with a few bottles of beer, I wouldn't have bothered reading it. What a letdown... Was it so hard to write a normal girl instead of this loli-neko? The story would definitely have been better.

Damn, I have the same problem again – I don't have a decent avatar, just girly ones =(

Revan, just so you know, I'm warning you: in a butt war, you'll lose; I have about 15 of them just off the top of my head)
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#12978
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1. He's the owner of a pub in the future. 2. That's me and Lizarde. 3. Just like that. 4. And this. 5.

I'll somehow find a suitable artwork for each person and create a kind of picture, like a pub in other people's drawings.

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#12979
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Was it hard to write a normal girl instead of this lol-neki?
FATAL ERROR.
I didn't write this.

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Revan, just so you know, I'm warning you: in a war of insults, you'll lose, I have about 15 of them just off the top of my head)
There are more of them on the internet. Much more.

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to be honest, no) I copied someone else's action and added your nickname)

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#12980
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Revan, yeah, if only there was such a theme.

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#12981
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If this hadn't started with a few bottles of beer, I wouldn't have bothered reading it. What a letdown. Was it really that hard to write a decent female character instead of this lol-worthy one? The story would definitely have been better.
Hey, Cash, you just don't understand internet romance (:
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#12982
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A few bottles of beer, fresh air. And then a nice, warm shower. My eyelids are getting heavy... I'll be going to sleep soon. My girlfriend is already tugging at my sleeve; I'll turn off the computer now and start tickling her stomach, and she'll laugh and resist, she'll poke my leg with her knee, then I'll fall to the floor, pretending to have lost consciousness, and she'll run around and jokingly lament, then she'll playfully do CPR, and of course, I'll wake up, and we'll laugh together about this scene...
Then she'll put on a serious face and hug me, pressing her small but firm and warm chest against me; I'll kiss her on the neck, just below her ear, then I'll pick her up and put her in bed, covering her with a large, warm blanket. While she's falling asleep, I'll quickly take a shower with shampoo and soap, and brush my teeth. Then I'll finish the sweet tea I was drinking while sitting at the computer.
She'll be lying on her side, facing the wall. I'll lie down on my side too, behind her, pressing my whole body against her and putting one arm over her, so I can hold her hand all night, soft as a paw. I'll have wonderful dreams.

Still, something is missing:rolleyes:
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