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What shall we name the establishment?
These are interesting, pleasant people, which is not something you can say about the ones I mentioned earlier. Of course, I'm generalizing, but how else would I do it?
By the way, today in literature class, we discussed some new genres, and it turns out that Fantasy is Postmodernism =) (although it's actually been known since ancient times). Anyway, I think we might be able to convince the teacher to dedicate a few boring lessons to this genre, and then I could talk about something, maybe stories or about writers... I just have a small problem with it - I haven't read much fantasy at all :smile43:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Today, when I came to work, two blondes were waiting for me with a large book (a photocopy of all the pages, 4 copies each, double-sided!! O_O)
At first, everything was normal, but then these two blondes started talking... :O
The first topic of conversation was some flash drive that one of these girls gave to someone, and then forgot who... :smile04:
Then, they started talking nonsense, absolutely meaningless... [br][/br]Then they started looking at our products)) among them was a puzzle with a picture of Beauty and the Beast dancing (only they didn't look like the Disney versions, except for their outfits)... These blondes started discussing the Beast, saying that he was cuter in the cartoon))
and then they killed me with laughter (the whole store was laughing!!), they started discussing his appearance, saying that while he was the Beast, he was handsome, and his voice was sexy, but the prince was a loser :smile04:... they also touched on the topic that, surely, when he was the Beast, the size of his genitals (although they said it completely differently!!) was much larger :smile04: (I was already rolling on the floor!!))
and then the printer broke down \ (apparently, it just couldn't handle it, just like me, with this idiocy)... or rather, it jammed the last two sheets(( we barely fixed it with my dad, but we broke the scanner door T_T

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Hommi, rudeness doesn't encourage cooperation) after all, you can just do it
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and I don't remember the prince... there was a monster, and he seemed to become a prince later, right?

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Then they started looking at our merchandise... among them was a puzzle with a picture of Beauty and the Beast dancing (though they didn't look like the Disney versions, except for their outfits)... These blondes started discussing the Beast, saying that he was cuter in the cartoon...
and then they completely floored me (they were laughing so hard the whole store could hear!), they started discussing his appearance, saying that while he was the Beast, he was handsome, and his voice was sexy, but the prince was a loser :smile04:... They also touched on the topic that, for sure, when he was the Beast, the size of his genitals (though they said it in a completely different way!!) was much bigger :smile04: (I was already rolling on the floor!!))
Where do we end up when we save the world?
and he had a sexy voice, but the prince was a loser
Но поскольку я нищий,
у меня лишь есть мечты.
Я разостлал свои мечты пред вашими ногами.
Ступайте бережно, ибо вы ступаете по моим мечтам.
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal



