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Yesterday, I spilled beer on my keyboard, and it started malfunctioning. I never thought it could be so funny. It was funny because I was playing an online match in Heroes of Might and Magic III with a chatty guy, and at the same time, I was drinking beer with a friend...
Basically, only the "w" and "_" keys worked, half of the other keys were silent, some produced something like "хз3%м/", some shut down the computer, "Enter" worked, but added "/" to the message.
Dialogue in the chat:
хз3%м/хз3%м/хз3%м/0000000хз3%м//
хз3%м//
/
здюк8здюк8здюк8/
what?
здюк8/
are you nervous?))
/
(for a few minutes, I copy-pasted the word letter by letter, while my friend was laughing)
keyboard/
keyboard?
keyboard/
is it living its own life?
(a few more minutes of laughter and copy-pasting)
beer/
is it over?
should I wait for you?
здюк8/
should I hang out in the battle?
(after some time)
spilled/
what?
beer/
and?
(now a little faster)
spilled beer keyboard/
aaaa...
if we continue - type a few characters
хз3%м/хз3%м/хз3%м/здюк8здюк8здюк8здюк8000000000/
clear
who should I send it to?
if it's to me - type three characters
здюк8здюк8здюк8/
and so on...
But today I bought a new keyboard, and at the same time, a new drive