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And what is this?
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images of all creatures!
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And the characteristics as well.
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Everything except the Academy is in a different location!


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The Dungeon faction is the most beautiful!
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Super... I'd love to see some of them.. Especially the core winder

List of REAL professions from the Professions Classifier DK 003-95

Airfield Agronomist (FOR WHAT??)
Wet Classification Operator (a "wet-worker," then...)
Diaphragm Suction Operator (he'll suck up some diaphragms, and then some...)
Ball Mill Operator (they were smoking, definitely smoking!)
Ritual Services Artist (Poor Yorick...)
Mixing Runner Runner (LSD. Definitely!)
Foreman of the Laying-out Yard (laying-out... sounds fancy!)
Fur Scrap Boiler (we don't eat raw furs!)
Blast Furnace Rider (in a cloak and with a saber drawn)
Sweller (a useful profession)
Pipe Bender (can't do without him)
Chief Cognac Master (a very, very dignified profession)
Chief Enricher (well! We know these people by name J )
Chief Specialist in Television Program Preservation Technology (impressive)
Presser (the sweller's buddy, no doubt)
Union Duty Officer (and you all talk about WTO, NATO, EU...)
Lace Divider (right! Otherwise someone would grab it all!)
Plastic Pose Demonstrator (sounds beautiful)
Hammerer (join the presser and the sweller!)

Milker (not me)
Spiral Winder (someone has to do it...)
Ink Preparer (now that's scale! What do you do with it next?)
Grinding Body Loader (what are you rambling about!)
Voice Plate Pourer (I know people like that J especially on Saturdays)
Watch Part Tooth Polisher (didn't understand a thing, but sounds impressive)
Toothpick Manufacturer (a very rare profession, I think)
Matrix Model Maker (wake up, Neo!)
Forest Pathologist Engineer (the gynecologist-locksmith is smoking nervously in the hallway)
Inspector for the Control of Assignment Execution (you'll answer for your words!)
Paper Bag Tester (and in an airplane, no less)
Current Source Tester (Ow...! He's getting shocked!)
Ring Tester (And one all-powerful for the Lord of Mordor)
Calculator (you won't believe it, he actually counts!)
Kapellmeister (but very, very often)
Coke Cleaner and Coke Unloader (let's say no to drugs? Sometimes?)
Emergency Commissar (just in case...)
Rotator (join the sweller!)
Globe Varnisher (a unique profession! So much universal
serenity in it!)
Hatchman (the house-spirit was a long time ago, now we have this guy...)
Forest Master (simple and tasteful)
Pumping Station Operator for Injecting Working Agent into the Formation (Poor
agent...)
Refrigerator Operator (long-distance)
Wet Waste Washer (it's not right to throw away dirty wet waste!)
Positive Installer and Negative Installer (looks like they weren't just smoking...)
Mechanical Shovel Motorist (...)
Core Winder (this is something mythological)
Matchbox Smearer (with what, I wonder?)
Instrument Liquid Filler (sensible!)
Simulator Chief (but what a simulator!)
Cranberry Roller (cranberry. Proven. Rolled.)
Anatomical Material Trimmer (one would think, what does Judaism have to do with this?...)
Main Control Panel Operator (just like that. Megalomania, indeed)
Keyboard Instrument Outplaying Stand Operator (playing strip poker)
Overturner (happens when drunk...)
Ritual Organizer (if you want to summon a devil or a demon - he's the one!)
Sailor (and I thought it was a ship...)
Lao-cha Portioner (mysterious...)
Messenger (the medium is the message)
Milkshake Preparer (a peaceful profession)
Work Producer (he's the only one working J )
Lake Track Worker (and a fisherman on the railroad)
Hole Breeder (splitter) (a necessary profession)
Packet Ripper (this is out of spite, pure spite)
Wallpaper Illustrator (must be a cheerful profession)
Straightener (usually appears after the overturner and the presser)
Tail-End Economy Regulator (can't go anywhere without him!)
Dietary Medical Nurse (healthy for the body!)
Tester-Locksmith (I wonder what the mortality rate is?)
Drainer-Pourer (Yin-Yang)
Melted Cheese Mix Compiler (a very responsible position)
Shooter (that's me)
Board Dryer (a dream...)
Rubber Product Remover (you still remove THEM yourself? Why bother!)
Breeding Technician (especially regarding South African tribes)
Glass Etcher with Hydrofluoric Acid (such specificity. But why?...)
Part Strengthener (so they don't fall apart!)
Scientific Secretary (knows how to give a paw)
Gohl Face Cleaner (works in a pair with the ink preparer)
Reader (impressive)
Leg Stamper (what about arms?? And other body parts?)
Underground Electrical Locksmith (a terrifying beast!)
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A driller is an operator of a drilling machine!
Скоро! Всем ждать! Они явятся!:smile20:
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Exactly! :) Brilliant professions, nothing else to say!


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Coke oven! Coke is a type of coal!
Скоро! Всем ждать! Они явятся!:smile20:
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It will take an incredibly long time to download!
Скоро! Всем ждать! Они явятся!:smile20:
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Half an hour!!!!!

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Hello, we are reporting live from the Moscow Aviation Institute, where a blonde strike has been going on for a whole hour. All the blondes at MAI are threatening to publicly burn their hair if their scholarships are not doubled. Let's find out the reasons for this sudden outbreak of protest from the inspirer of the picket, Katerina Durashkina...
- Kitty
- Excuse me?
- I mean, you can just call me Kitty... Oh, are you filming me already? Where should I wave?
- You don't need to wave... and no one is filming you yet, we don't even have the money... just look at the camera...
- Is it this thing? Listen, there's a red light blinking, I think it's going to explode!
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