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- Doctor, I heard that sex is the perfect cure for a cold.
- Yes, my friend. Just don't get carried away with self-treatment!
- Honey, should I buy you something tasty?
- Yes, honey, but it's icy outside, be careful not to break it!
Why aren't women angels?
- Their wings are in the wrong place...
Today, a female acquaintance gets into a taxi and drives to Tolstoy Square - and there's cobblestone.
- Oh, what a vibration! - says the girl.
- Should we drive around a couple more times? - the taxi driver calmly asks.
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- Doctor, I broke my leg in two places!
- Did you remember those places?
- Yes!
- Don't go there again!
- Natasha, hi. What are you doing on Saturday evening?
- I'm free, what do you suggest? I'm in.
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A girl knocks on the door of a rich house:
- Hello, do you need a nanny?
- You know, we don't have any children.
- That's okay, I brought them with me.
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Two guys are returning to their village, drunk. It's night.
- Look, Vasya, a thief is climbing into your house through the window.
- Let him climb... My wife will think it's me - she'll give him such a smack that he'll forget why he was climbing...
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A fisherman is sitting on the bank with a fishing rod. A man runs up to him and asks:
- Have you seen a blonde in a blue skirt around here?
- Yes, she was here about 10 minutes ago.
- Great, then I'll probably catch up with her.
- Easy! The current isn't very strong here.
