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Offline Wistrit
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To travel 50 meters from your home, you need to wait for the soldiers to remove the infected bodies from the road and remember to take the antidote.
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to wait for the soldiers to remove the infected bodies from the road and remember to administer the antidote, you should lie down, sunbathe, and try to relax.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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To relax and sunbathe, you need to make sure there are no crabs on the beach.
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to make sure there are no crabs on the beach, you need to hire a dragon as a guard :cool:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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To hire a Dragon as a guard, you need to spend a lot of gold.
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To really spend a lot, you need to take out your wallet and spend the money yourself.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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To get the Combat Wallet, and even manage to spend its contents, you'll have to travel to Omsk at the very least.
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To go to Omsk, you need to get train tickets and find some chips.
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To get some chips, you need to rob the stall across the street, threatening the seller that you will slice him with a cucumber.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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To rob a stall by threatening the seller that you will cut him with a cucumber, you need to be a regular visitor to a mental institution or be heavily under the influence of drugs.
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To become a regular visitor to the mental institution or to get really high, you need to go crazy and end up in the mental institution, while hiding your stash in secret places.
Вы вечно молитесь своим Богам
И ваши Боги всё прощают вам...
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To go completely insane and end up in a mental institution, while also hiding your stash in secret places, you need to have a pretty good understanding of hypercentric optics and the atomic structure of all the brains of a Diplodocus O.O.
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to have sufficient knowledge of hypercentric optics and the atomic structure of all diplodocus brains, you need at least one hundred hours of free time.
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Offline Майор Вихрь
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Neira Drake
To have a hundred hours of free time, you need to quit your job and give up all the joys of life...
Logic is a great thing!

If you combine the last statement with the statement from the first message, you can find out that in the end we came to the conclusion that:

To play this game, you need to quit your job and give up all the joys of life.

Not bad, right? :)
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.

G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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