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A soft pop was heard, followed by a scream, a flash, and the laughter stopped...

An evil crab stood at the doorway, holding an old TT pistol in its claws...

how did I get out of the laboratory, and where is the bucket? P.S. and why are you bothering me at all? Did you fall in love or something?)))

- shouted Krabe...

*Crabe got hit on the head with a broom*
They found something to do! Can't they be a little quieter? Get out of here! - the janitor shouted.

Then, realizing that words wouldn't solve the problem, he tossed aside the broom and pulled a shotgun from behind his belt...

He pointed the gun at himself and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Get out of here, or I'll shoot myself! Get out of here, I'm counting to three!"

Out of nowhere, a Lizardman appeared... The janitor, seeing him, died on the spot, not even managing to pull the trigger.

- I wonder what they were smoking? - muttered a large, red, winged cat with a lush, swamp-colored mane (basically, a female version of Yösta), hiding in the nearest tree and watching the group of stoned individuals and a crab.

- "Where can I get it?" - the panda pondered, sitting on a lamppost and occasionally glancing at the suspicious creature on the neighboring tree, while contemplating a more important question...

Yösta glanced at the animal that had appeared from nowhere, then flapped her wings and flew away. She shouted to the people below, “Leave me alone.” But she said it mechanically. She didn’t care if they appreciated it or not. She didn’t care about anything at all. She flew away, leaving everyone to wonder what it was. But they didn’t think about it for long and soon returned to their own affairs… Who cares about an unknown creature, especially one that is so boring and doesn’t want to break its solitude…

...- roll me another joint... - mumbled the stoned mercenary to his friend, watching the flying cats.
- good stuff...
- show me your passport...

The dialogue was interrupted by a panda falling from a lamppost...

What should we do? - asked the soldier.
- Execute them.

this whole "gang" consisted of 5 people (Vis, Meg, Am, Twelve, and Nick), and there were also: a crab, a lizard, and two little animals on the street...

then Vedronyanka appeared and said...