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Amko
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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9%
5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1%
2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3%
11 votes
Brewery
17.9%
5 votes
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17.9%
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Amko
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something like that :D
Ведутся профилактические работы...
Amko
WhiteLizard
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Pam-param-pam-pam)) I want to show you something funny written by an AS fan — Freedom, based on "Chuck Norris Facts." Anyway, check it out and have a laugh ;)
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Hitler lost the war because he dreamed of AnnaSofia; then Hitler shed a tear and repented!
When the Universe was first being born, the entire balance of constants was calculated for the appearance of AnnaSofia!
When AnnaSofia walks through the forest, even the trees ask her to leave an autograph on their crowns!
A single touch from AnnaSofia can restore youth and health.
In reality, the Gods were not immortal; it's just that AnnaSofia took pity on them, and her energy of pity was so great that it exceeded the energy of the "gravitational radius" according to the constant E=mc^2; then she was transported to ancient Greece, where she revealed all the secrets to the Gods of Olympus!
AnnaSofia's gaze fills one with heroism and happiness; a person struck by KVAS (Crown View of AnnaSofia) will be able to withstand a full volley from all calibers of the "Dreadnought" cruiser!
AnnaSofia is so happy that the lie detector begins to oscillate in rhythm: MMFSSFMR — Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony!
The stars love to watch people, and the Earth rotates because every star wants to see how sweetly AnnaSofia sleeps!
When AnnaSofia was born, the number of UFO sightings over America increased, and the Earth itself entered the "Top 10 Most Visited Planets of the Milky Way"!
AnnaSofia is a good girl: she doesn't drink beer, doesn't smoke, doesn't hang around, knows no sarcasm, doesn't wear minis, and cannot manage to act like a vulgar girl!
A vivid example that the Absolute is unattainable when "chasing two rabbits" is the fact that AnnaSofia is a good girl in reality and cannot convincingly pretend to be a vulgar fool!
AnnaSofia loves candy, gum, and all that so much that at the sight of an M&M, she can find the solution to "Fermat's Theorem" in fractions of a second for them!
All of AnnaSofia's friends are automatically enrolled in the list of immortals!
Friendship with AnnaSofia is the only true and noble path to attaining Immortality, which was predicted and described 5 thousand years ago!
When AnnaSofia is happy, the rain stops all over the world and a rainbow appears!
When new photos of AnnaSofia appear on the internet, all trojans drop their "dark deeds" and gather on the offsite to look at her photos!
When God learned that AnnaSofia would be born among humans, he decided to invent a woman for Adam, but she turned out to be a bitch!
Photographs depicting AnnaSofia cure cancer and grant immortality, happiness, and meaning to life!
When AnnaSofia looks at the Sun, a solar eclipse occurs because the sun is afraid of being blinded by AnnaSofia's Radiance.
Scientists calculated that the radiation power during the Big Bang was approximately equal to the density of SAS (Sianiye/Radiance of AnnaSofia)!
Scientists calculated that the energy of a "Terawatt Power Laser" is much less than the radiation energy of KVAS (Crown View of AnnaSofia)!
When AnnaSofia arrived in St. Petersburg and the bridges were already open, AnnaSofia looked at the city mayor in such a way that he decided to make an exception.
Scientists calculated that the probability of you becoming her groom is infinitely small, just as the probability that electrons coagulate toward the center of the atomic nucleus and nucleons begin to rotate around them!
AnnaSofia immersed herself so deeply in the role of Leslie Burke that in a parallel reality, a Big Bang occurred and a Universe was born where Leslie Burke is real!
AnnaSofia is the only actress whose combination of roles constitutes her Alter-Ego!
AnnaSofia played the role of Leslie so vividly and realistically that one day Leslie appeared in Garbor Ksupo's dream and pinched his cheek, waking him up!
Scientists discovered that AnnaSofia's presence near a TOKAMAK increases the percentage of thermal collisions and plasma density such that a thermonuclear reaction occurs even at room temperature!
Once a scientist invented Perpentium Mobile, but the machine didn't work; then when AnnaSofia came to visit him, the machine started working and produced 500% efficiency!
When TMW began and "nuclear missiles" were already visible in the sky, AnnaSofia smiled and the missiles turned into flowers and fell at her feet!
Scientists discovered that AnnaSofia's handshake is comparable in power to ten lightning strikes hitting the same spot!
AnnaSofia was so upset that Leslie Burke died that somewhere in America or Australia, a real Leslie Burke was born!
When nudists saw the movie "Bridge to Terabithia," they felt ashamed and liked Leslie Burke and Jess Aarons' style of dress so much that... well, basically, there are no more nudists in the world!
AnnaSofia's hair is so strong that a ribbon for the notorious "Space Elevator" could be woven from it.
The reflective capacity of AnnaSofia's tooth enamel is so great that she once looked in a mirror and a thin layer of silver almost boiled under the mirror glass from the light reflected in her teeth!
When soldiers see AnnaSofia, their helmets are literally blown off!
When the Devil saw AnnaSofia, he fell into a coma and will not wake up for the next 5 billion years!
AnnaSofia is not afraid of gangsters because if they "put a gun to her," and she turns to them with a pitiful face, the gangster will repent and cry!
She has a puppy, a cross between a Balonka and a poodle, but don't "point your finger at her"; her puppy is a product of Dr. Moreau's vivisection, so it can turn into a cross between a cheetah and a mastodon!
Never say the word "couch" around her; she will be offended, but she won't touch you—your own conscience will torture you; better apologize or say that you are a fool, let her be happy!
AnnaSofia's voice is so charming that even when she just speaks, all birds fall silent and listen intently to learn vocals from Her!
When philosophers study the meaning of life, they are actually secretly studying AnnaSofia's autobiography!
When romantics argue "what is happiness?": they are actually discussing AnnaSofia's personality!
AnnaSofia never thought about "Eternal Questions" because she is Happy and her life has been full of Meaning since her birth!
AnnaSofia is one of the Three Greats: Joan of Arc, Xena, and...
In reality, Hitler wanted to conquer the whole world so that the Third Reich would become Her homeland and Hitler wanted to be proud of this, but he failed!
AnnaSofia is not mean, but if some LiveJournal user plays a joke on her, she might say: auFtoR not LOL'it! - KamentS not ruleZzz, paparazi, vipei yADu antIfan! [Author doesn't burn! - Comments don't rule, paparazzi, drink poison you infidel!] — his mind will freeze; the consciousness has performed an illegal operation and will be closed!
When AnnaSofia was in Iraq, the shahid failed to kill everyone; the TNT exploded like a party popper and showered everyone with festive confetti, and his cry of "Allah Akbar" sounded like "Tada Surpriseee!"
It could also go like this: Russian Military recognized an ultra-precise sniper rifle in ASR because her gaze blows the helmet off any soldier with 100% probability + a hit to the heart (sometimes lethal).
AnnaSofia is the only PC user whose errors do not appear and who doesn't "freeze"!
When AnnaSofia goes online, Hackers of all countries^ white, gray, and even black hats cooperate and protect her PC from malicious code!
When AnnaSofia corresponds, even her smileys bring the recipient to delight and they experience a charm as if they saw her in real life!
AnnaSofia is the only person capable of reasoning with the Hulk with just a glance!
The probability that you will meet AnnaSofia in real life is approximately equal to the probability that a dinosaur hatches from a chicken egg!
In a past life, AnnaSofia lived somewhere in the mountains; then some bearded man came there and asked for wisdom for people — she scribbled 10 lines on a stone for him and asked him not to disturb her further!
AnnaSofia's autograph is recognized by ether-scientists as the most powerful emitter of torsion fields.
Here's another one I cooked up:
Once, while walking home, AnnaSofia accidentally tripped over the body of a sleeping drunk; he woke up, widened his eyes and confessed all the sins of his past and present life, then repented and burst into tears; then AnnaSofia treated him to an M&M!
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Hitler lost the war because he dreamed of AnnaSofia; then Hitler shed a tear and repented!
When the Universe was first being born, the entire balance of constants was calculated for the appearance of AnnaSofia!
When AnnaSofia walks through the forest, even the trees ask her to leave an autograph on their crowns!
A single touch from AnnaSofia can restore youth and health.
In reality, the Gods were not immortal; it's just that AnnaSofia took pity on them, and her energy of pity was so great that it exceeded the energy of the "gravitational radius" according to the constant E=mc^2; then she was transported to ancient Greece, where she revealed all the secrets to the Gods of Olympus!
AnnaSofia's gaze fills one with heroism and happiness; a person struck by KVAS (Crown View of AnnaSofia) will be able to withstand a full volley from all calibers of the "Dreadnought" cruiser!
AnnaSofia is so happy that the lie detector begins to oscillate in rhythm: MMFSSFMR — Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony!
The stars love to watch people, and the Earth rotates because every star wants to see how sweetly AnnaSofia sleeps!
When AnnaSofia was born, the number of UFO sightings over America increased, and the Earth itself entered the "Top 10 Most Visited Planets of the Milky Way"!
AnnaSofia is a good girl: she doesn't drink beer, doesn't smoke, doesn't hang around, knows no sarcasm, doesn't wear minis, and cannot manage to act like a vulgar girl!
A vivid example that the Absolute is unattainable when "chasing two rabbits" is the fact that AnnaSofia is a good girl in reality and cannot convincingly pretend to be a vulgar fool!
AnnaSofia loves candy, gum, and all that so much that at the sight of an M&M, she can find the solution to "Fermat's Theorem" in fractions of a second for them!
All of AnnaSofia's friends are automatically enrolled in the list of immortals!
Friendship with AnnaSofia is the only true and noble path to attaining Immortality, which was predicted and described 5 thousand years ago!
When AnnaSofia is happy, the rain stops all over the world and a rainbow appears!
When new photos of AnnaSofia appear on the internet, all trojans drop their "dark deeds" and gather on the offsite to look at her photos!
When God learned that AnnaSofia would be born among humans, he decided to invent a woman for Adam, but she turned out to be a bitch!
Photographs depicting AnnaSofia cure cancer and grant immortality, happiness, and meaning to life!
When AnnaSofia looks at the Sun, a solar eclipse occurs because the sun is afraid of being blinded by AnnaSofia's Radiance.
Scientists calculated that the radiation power during the Big Bang was approximately equal to the density of SAS (Sianiye/Radiance of AnnaSofia)!
Scientists calculated that the energy of a "Terawatt Power Laser" is much less than the radiation energy of KVAS (Crown View of AnnaSofia)!
When AnnaSofia arrived in St. Petersburg and the bridges were already open, AnnaSofia looked at the city mayor in such a way that he decided to make an exception.
Scientists calculated that the probability of you becoming her groom is infinitely small, just as the probability that electrons coagulate toward the center of the atomic nucleus and nucleons begin to rotate around them!
AnnaSofia immersed herself so deeply in the role of Leslie Burke that in a parallel reality, a Big Bang occurred and a Universe was born where Leslie Burke is real!
AnnaSofia is the only actress whose combination of roles constitutes her Alter-Ego!
AnnaSofia played the role of Leslie so vividly and realistically that one day Leslie appeared in Garbor Ksupo's dream and pinched his cheek, waking him up!
Scientists discovered that AnnaSofia's presence near a TOKAMAK increases the percentage of thermal collisions and plasma density such that a thermonuclear reaction occurs even at room temperature!
Once a scientist invented Perpentium Mobile, but the machine didn't work; then when AnnaSofia came to visit him, the machine started working and produced 500% efficiency!
When TMW began and "nuclear missiles" were already visible in the sky, AnnaSofia smiled and the missiles turned into flowers and fell at her feet!
Scientists discovered that AnnaSofia's handshake is comparable in power to ten lightning strikes hitting the same spot!
AnnaSofia was so upset that Leslie Burke died that somewhere in America or Australia, a real Leslie Burke was born!
When nudists saw the movie "Bridge to Terabithia," they felt ashamed and liked Leslie Burke and Jess Aarons' style of dress so much that... well, basically, there are no more nudists in the world!
AnnaSofia's hair is so strong that a ribbon for the notorious "Space Elevator" could be woven from it.
The reflective capacity of AnnaSofia's tooth enamel is so great that she once looked in a mirror and a thin layer of silver almost boiled under the mirror glass from the light reflected in her teeth!
When soldiers see AnnaSofia, their helmets are literally blown off!
When the Devil saw AnnaSofia, he fell into a coma and will not wake up for the next 5 billion years!
AnnaSofia is not afraid of gangsters because if they "put a gun to her," and she turns to them with a pitiful face, the gangster will repent and cry!
She has a puppy, a cross between a Balonka and a poodle, but don't "point your finger at her"; her puppy is a product of Dr. Moreau's vivisection, so it can turn into a cross between a cheetah and a mastodon!
Never say the word "couch" around her; she will be offended, but she won't touch you—your own conscience will torture you; better apologize or say that you are a fool, let her be happy!
AnnaSofia's voice is so charming that even when she just speaks, all birds fall silent and listen intently to learn vocals from Her!
When philosophers study the meaning of life, they are actually secretly studying AnnaSofia's autobiography!
When romantics argue "what is happiness?": they are actually discussing AnnaSofia's personality!
AnnaSofia never thought about "Eternal Questions" because she is Happy and her life has been full of Meaning since her birth!
AnnaSofia is one of the Three Greats: Joan of Arc, Xena, and...
In reality, Hitler wanted to conquer the whole world so that the Third Reich would become Her homeland and Hitler wanted to be proud of this, but he failed!
AnnaSofia is not mean, but if some LiveJournal user plays a joke on her, she might say: auFtoR not LOL'it! - KamentS not ruleZzz, paparazi, vipei yADu antIfan! [Author doesn't burn! - Comments don't rule, paparazzi, drink poison you infidel!] — his mind will freeze; the consciousness has performed an illegal operation and will be closed!
When AnnaSofia was in Iraq, the shahid failed to kill everyone; the TNT exploded like a party popper and showered everyone with festive confetti, and his cry of "Allah Akbar" sounded like "Tada Surpriseee!"
It could also go like this: Russian Military recognized an ultra-precise sniper rifle in ASR because her gaze blows the helmet off any soldier with 100% probability + a hit to the heart (sometimes lethal).
AnnaSofia is the only PC user whose errors do not appear and who doesn't "freeze"!
When AnnaSofia goes online, Hackers of all countries^ white, gray, and even black hats cooperate and protect her PC from malicious code!
When AnnaSofia corresponds, even her smileys bring the recipient to delight and they experience a charm as if they saw her in real life!
AnnaSofia is the only person capable of reasoning with the Hulk with just a glance!
The probability that you will meet AnnaSofia in real life is approximately equal to the probability that a dinosaur hatches from a chicken egg!
In a past life, AnnaSofia lived somewhere in the mountains; then some bearded man came there and asked for wisdom for people — she scribbled 10 lines on a stone for him and asked him not to disturb her further!
AnnaSofia's autograph is recognized by ether-scientists as the most powerful emitter of torsion fields.
Here's another one I cooked up:
Once, while walking home, AnnaSofia accidentally tripped over the body of a sleeping drunk; he woke up, widened his eyes and confessed all the sins of his past and present life, then repented and burst into tears; then AnnaSofia treated him to an M&M!
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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When the Devil saw AnnaSophia, he fell into a coma and won't wake up for the next 5 billion years!
WhiteLizard
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Maybe you just didn't look at it closely enough.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Arandor
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huh? what are you talking about?)
Couldn't get through the article.
Couldn't get through the article.
Be strong. Believe
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Arandor
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I don't understand what the point is... maybe because I prefer sugar.
Be strong. Believe
Imaris
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Stop celebrating, I'm not dead yet, and they haven't taken my computer away!
Arandor
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Siv, I really didn't understand what you meant (confused face), and also, you're too focused on that "Petrosyan" thing... don't scare people.
P.S. I just added a video on VKontakte of the Peppers performing the song "Give it Away" in Moscow (1999).
The beginning is cool, when the bassist sings "May there always be sunshine," and at the end, there's a short, intense part. It's a great video.
P.S. I just added a video on VKontakte of the Peppers performing the song "Give it Away" in Moscow (1999).
The beginning is cool, when the bassist sings "May there always be sunshine," and at the end, there's a short, intense part. It's a great video.
Be strong. Believe
Amko
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Do you think it will be allowed to bring cameras/video recorders to the concert in Luzhniki?
Imaris
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Guys, help me out.
They installed some kind of child control (xD, I'm a child now)), so now I only have 1.5 hours of internet and 2 hours of computer time per day, and the program is password-protected. Does anyone know how to deal with this?
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P.S. I clicked on the "forgot password" button, and it instantly sent a message to my dad's email. In 2 hours, I'll write 3600 messages about password recovery. This is one of the tactics for removing the password.
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P.S. I clicked on the "forgot password" button, and it instantly sent a message to my dad's email. In 2 hours, I'll write 3600 messages about password recovery. This is one of the tactics for removing the password.
Amko
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You're a noob. But you deserved it. Next time, use a decent password for your system.