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A collection of quotes from the forum www.ag.ru about the game Dom 3: online.
It's awful, the zombification has reached the native expanses of the virtual world! Everyone save themselves if they can.
I bet it will even launch!
A decent shooter might come out... I wonder if they'll give us a railgun?
They'll definitely make a gas mask and a hockey mask.
The game is aimed at girls and housewives. Moreover, I've noticed a trend: if a girl understands computers, then she doesn't watch Dom-2, and vice versa.
So, imagine that tens of thousands of clueless girls are putting on headscarves and heading online. The game will need not just a simple interface, but a super-intuitive one. Even simpler than in Sims. And how will interest in the game be maintained? With sappy stories like "Today, Marina argued with Sergei and fell in love with Andrei"? I can hardly imagine that.
And what about linking it to a phone, controlling the game via SMS?
In short, either the game will fail miserably, like Sims Online. Or it will become incredibly popular, and we will lose the beautiful half of Russia.
How pathetic everything is in our country when it comes to games... You can only raise degenerates with such games...
Dom 2 is how to zombify humanity through TV shows; Dom 3 is how zombification has reached gamers, and it will dominate the entire network!!!
ATTENTION! The plague has reached us. First, THEY occupied our televisions, then they quietly came to mobile phones, and now they are attacking computers. I propose that we say NO to this pop culture plague! Let's collect signatures with a request to close the game and Dom-2, or at least rename Dom-2 to "House of the Death2" and so on...
Dom 2 is a must-have! Zombifying brainless ninth-graders (the target audience of the game), who are fans of talentless idiots, promoted by PR people...
And will it be possible to meet Ksenia Sobchak there?
Only with the intention of killing her.
Well, how about using her for her intended purpose... put a harness on her, and send her to the mines to pull carts...
The more such non-games there are, the better they sell. Ideally, there would also be "Windows Online," "Forbidden Zone Stealth Action," and "Hour of Judgment Detective Adventure" to complete the set.
Just imagine... 2000 online, and it should be called Dom 3: Build Your Colony. By the way, my friend and I have already decided to organize an "underground" movement, PaddoNaF, we won't let the project take off. I've already created a poll on a forum, and 500 people will be there to cause trouble...
NAF pop culture... remember, the project will be known to everyone after us as Dom 3: Kill Yourself, Up the Wall, PaddoNKi is here.
Will there be horses in the game?
In what sense, Ms. Sobchak?
They'll only add a saddle and a whip in the add-on.
Our version of the game:
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http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2681/doomdom2copy0pv.jpg
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2162/doomdom3copy2ay.jpg
LOL! :D:D::D:D:D:D:D::D:D
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