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Won't you?! Then the almighty Lizard will punish you for disobedience!

Well, I definitely like Luke less than you do, and I don't like him nearly enough to end up as Luke's slave, lol.

Yeah, I compared them :\ the middle one is the best! Love + You = LI (L from Love, I from You)

P.S. Tyutyli, lol.

And what does Luke have instead of breasts, which serves as a means of control?

Maggot: Fishy, fishy, will you grant my wishes?
Golden Fish: Of course, but don't kill me.
Maggot: Okay, what should I do?
Golden Fish: Just tell me your wish.
Maggot: *whispered his wish*
Golden Fish: Your wish has been granted.
Maggot: ...
Golden Fish: ???
Maggot: Why hasn't anything happened?
Golden Fish: You're right... Repeat it one more time.
Maggot: Do I have to repeat it a dozen times?
Golden Fish: Be more patient.
Maggot: Forget it *ate it*
Maggot: Excellent, my wish to be full has finally been fulfilled :smile04:

And for Luke, charisma is his means of control, lol.

not charisma, but his sword! the sword holds all the power, brother.

Found on a torrent:

Miranda Sex Garden - Carnival of Souls
Genre: Indie, Gothic
Year: 2000

Should I download it? It's actually interesting.

We were taught that strength is measured in Newtons...

Nothing like that!
All the power is in the fist) ...that's what one guy told me when I won against him in chess.
But he was also wrong, because the power is in solid objects, like stools or a chessboard.

P.S. Why didn't anyone answer? Who likes bananas?

Brothers, all power lies in faith!

:D

P.S. Kosha, let's get a Skywalker avatar!

2Ar, I responded, I deleted it, for details, contact Lizord.

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P.S. about the deleted post by Volk - he suggested eating a lot of vegetables.

Mmm...BANANAS!!! :smile20:

P.S. It wasn't vegetables, though!)))

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Oh! Upyachka!)))

Peanut battle jelly? Or whatever it’s called? :D