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Hello, Grandfather Frost! My name is Meggot. I am 666 years old! Not too much, not too little, but I believe and hope that you exist and are reading my letter right now. My mother is a very mean aunt. She doesn't allow me to write letters to you, and that's why I'm sitting in hell and writing this letter. Mom only lets me go out for walks until never. When I don't listen to her, she throws a vacuum cleaner at me and often hits me right in the ass =( One day, I couldn't stand it and said to her: "What the hell?". My dad works as a hitman, and when he comes home from work in a bad mood, he shouts: "Happy New Year!" and makes me fix his neck. But I don't know how to fix anything, so I just end up annoying him. He gets even angrier and forbids me from playing Lego xddd with my friends. Dad also came up with a nickname for me, and now he calls me not Meggot, but Vistrit! This is very offensive. In general, Grandfather Frost, if you are not Arandor, then you will understand how bad things are for me. Dear Grandfather Frost, you red... red paint, take me with you or send me a vacuum cleaner. Also, make it so that the people close to me love me and give me money for sex more often. My dear Grandfather Frost, you are my last chance. I hope that for the New Year, I will find a plasma TV, a sexy Snow Maiden, a bunch of paintings, and a huge refrigerator under the Christmas tree. Grandfather Frost, understand how bad things are for me. If you don't read this letter or it doesn't reach you, I'm screwed. Remember that I believe in you, you faggot!

I don't understand: I received 10 penalty points for this post – “offensive language.” Hmm, but where is it here: /post/185715/ By the way, @Am, this is your area of responsibility!

And how did you find out that you received points for this post?

Checked the counter.

oyagribu! We and Little were victims of injustice! oyagribu even more! Little filled the 1000th golden post in the Haven! Honor and halva! “[©_®]”

A thousand posts is great!
But what will happen when the time comes for post number 1111??...
It will be a grand battle!

Further, the "Necronomicon" speaks of a mysterious force inherent in the Earth. It is personified by the dragon Cthulhu – a deity whose round face was depicted with a dozen protuberances or tentacles. Some orientalists attribute Cthulhu to the Old Ones. They believe that he was their high priest. And there is a legend that if a magician or sorcerer summons him at the wrong time, Cthulhu will rise from the depths of the Pacific Ocean and afflict humanity with an unprecedented disease – fits of madness, from which neither old nor young will be spared. The legend says that people's dreams are Cthulhu's thoughts, and our life is his dream. When the deity awakens, we will disappear. So it's better not to wake Cthulhu.

Cthulhu is a dragon. Fhtagn, damn it...

Sing me a Psalm))) A thousandth post? I didn't even notice... It's a shame that Locken can't see this(( So, are we going to start a revolution?

Checked the counter.

Still couldn't manage it.

Hover your mouse over the number of points, and it will show you what you received them for.

Hmm, I didn't even know I had 10 balloons:smokie:

I bet it's all Oyashiro-sama's curse?

Heh, it's strangely quiet here now... Is everyone gone on vacation?

Lizard... the answer is obvious. Everyone drinks.

Heh, Vistrite... we don't have anything left... everyone's doing fine and has left for who knows where, and I'm just sitting at home... and it looks like I'm going to have to put a "petrosyan" meme as my avatar)))

For a userbar in your signature)) I told you, it's awesome ;)