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What shall we name the establishment?
Someone demolished it...
Except the ones we've made
And on the day of Ragnarok, you will stand at the epicenter of events.
Except the ones we've made
Admin! :)
Except the ones we've made
I feel like a hero with many enemies, lol.
P.S. Hmm... I could probably act in the theater or in movies.
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Liar, liar, pants on fire,
Hanging from a telephone wire
Just for fun, I translated Arandor's caption:
First born unicorn, hardcore, soft porn
Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire
Socrates won't lie!!!!!11

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
P.S. If it's the second option, then you're a bad translator... and if it's the first, then you're... uh... silly? for accepting this as the original, especially the literal translation, lol.
P.S. Both quotes are from songs. The second one is a counting rhyme, according to Lok... and this is the first time I've seen this version of the translation of the first quote.
Socrates won't lie!!!!!11
Heh, but what does the line about unicorn porn actually say?

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.