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#898
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And they just keep running away, twitching their little paws, and covering themselves in green paint (hmm... maybe that last shot was a bit too much...).
I'm trying to gather the pieces of myself that were scattered by the wind...
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#899
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but you realize that you have nothing to collect, and you remain defeated forever :O

I approach the girl...))

Be strong. Believe
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#900
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.... And she says, "Arandor? What are you doing in the break room?"

I'm typing a huge, off-topic message filled with spam and flame.

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#901
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Amaranth and Arandor showed up and didn't get the joke...
I'm eating the mage who assembled and resurrected me...
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#902
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...but he casts Armageddon with his last bit of strength. Wait for the next mage)
I'm spitting nutshells at the ceiling....
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#903
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...and he throws plaster at me in response)

I'm writing a letter...

Be strong. Believe
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#904
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.... you ask Santa Claus to send you two LSD tablets as a gift because orange birds flew in from the blue, snowy south, and it's become very wet on the dance floor again. But 2 LSD tablets will save the world! How can I explain this to Santa?...

I'm studying HTML tags %)...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#905
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...and it's driving me crazy (x. Now you won't be able to learn anything ever again.

I'm sitting at the computer...

Be strong. Believe
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#906
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...sitting under his desk, surrounded by a web of cables leading to the monitor, speakers, mouse, and other peripherals... the power supply fan blows dust pleasantly into his face.

He wrote some nonsense, and now he's wondering what it is...

P.S. This is all about HTML.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#907
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And she keeps running around, twitching her little paws, and turning red (No... You've been talking to Arandor too much after all :) (Arandor, no offense)).
I figured out how to put myself back together and now I'm finishing off another gnome...
#908
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...However, in a hurry, an improperly assembled and thrice-knotted intestine significantly hinders digestion.

I'm going to throw out the trash...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#910
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...from the ruins of your burned-down house...

Let's set aside the tea addiction for a moment...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#911
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But you understand that according to the rules of the Russian language, this is impossible...
I'm studying dragonology.
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#912
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...based on their remains. I don't know how it's possible.
I write poems about love...