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#882
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...a phone call. The teacher says: "Come on, what have you written there!" /and you're still chewing. I'm talking on the phone with a girl...
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#883
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... "Sex over the phone." And then your wife walks in...
I'm dancing the Lezginka...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#884
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...at least, that's what I thought. In the morning, they said it was a striptease on the table.
For the first time in a week, I finally go to BED on time!!!!
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#885
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...and then the alarm clock rings. YOU HAVE A NIGHT SHIFT!!!!
I'm involved in nationalism...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#886
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You don't wake up in the morning. Or rather, you do, but not fully...
Тому, кто сражается с монстрами, нужно сильно постараться, чтобы самому не превратиться в монстра.
Клан "Вершители Асхана" - "Masters of Ashan"
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#888
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I'm into nationalism...
... meaning you're getting drunk on vodka and eating lard again?
I dream of pleasant, uh, slightly erotic dreams...

P.S. Did the three of you get some kind of sign – to write at the same time?
#889
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...You wake up feeling downcast, realizing that pleasant dreams are far from the harsh reality.

I decide to solve some physics problems...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#891
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...your boss tells you that from today on, you'll be working without days off (the effect of Rondo's refreshing tablets, haha).
I'm downloading images...
Только храбрый может признать свою ошибку и только сильный попросить за нее прощения.
Для дурака-поражение.
Для умного-победа.
Для мудрого-мир.
Мы в ответе за тех кого приручили.("Маленький принц")
От куда мы пришли?Куда свой Путь вершим?
В чем смысл нашего Бытья?Он нам не постижим.
О сколько чистых душ под колесом лазурным.
Сгорели в пепел в прах...А где скажите дым?(Гиясаддин Абу-ль-Фатх Омар ибн Ибрахим аль-Хайям Нишапури).
Путник по путям вечности в поисках истины.
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#892
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...browser, 11GB rar. Downloaded 10.9, and the internet was cut off...
hypnotizing time...
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#893
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...but the kids from the advertisement are growing up and saving the world by setting the clock hands on the tower right:) Hmm, what about you? They probably burned you at the stake... :)
I'm crying buckets...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#894
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...but AnnaSophia Robb rises from the dead under the power of necromancers!

I'm wondering what's better: to drink tea and burst, or not to drink it and experience the desire to drink it?
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#895
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...Decided to combine pleasure: pop it and experience the desire to drink it))
I'm studying mental magic...
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#896
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A cop shows up, annoyed that you're studying his magic, and hits you on the head with a baton. I'm dancing with blades, with death, and with the wind all at the same time...
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#897
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...you accidentally cut yourself, death comes, and the wind carries away pieces of your chopped-up body.
(dragons are not good with swords)

reading messages...

Be strong. Believe