I'll milk the cow...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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But according to Newton's third law, the cow responds in kind towards you.
Newton's third law is incorrect. Although it states that the force of action is equal to the force of reaction, there is no force equal to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

So back off your rules,
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living,
To stay alive,
Leave me alone!
I'm not asking a lot -
I just don't want to be controlled,
That's all I want.
All I want!(с)The Offspring