Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...but your girlfriend made it:

- Honey, did you like my...
- M-hm, yes, darling, your aspic is simply delicious *chokes, forcing a sickly sweet smile*
- ...fruit cake?..

Someone has definitely experienced this before :D

I see...

...but I can't hear anything.
I become as clear as the guys from Rostov.

...but everyone started to fear and avoid you, because of which you felt unwanted and went to a monastery, giving up drinking alcoholic beverages.

I drink green tea and curse the fools...

...all fools curse you and drink beer.
I am contemplating the Eternal...

...in a world where nothing is eternal.

I'm playing "Swan Lake" on a file...

...but the guy who played the Rammstein song is clearly better than you, especially with that "armpit" technique! :
I'm suing for epilation...

...but the court doesn't accept shaved legs.
Listening to Hellmarsh...

...performed by that guy with the armpit voice))
I wrap myself in curtains...

...but the court doesn't accept shaved legs.

That's not true:smile43:

I'm wrapping myself in curtains...

...and you get a lot of pleasure from it :) Dealing with curtains isn't that simple - once you wrap yourself in one, you'll want to do it again... and again... and again, more and more MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, with trembling hands and beads of sweat on your forehead, you'll run into some dark alley, longing to wrap yourself in a curtain... But after wrapping yourself too much, at one point you realize that you've gone too far... you want to live, to scream, but the curtain pulls you into the darkness, and a gray veil of oblivion covers your eyes...

Did you hear? Humanity will be destroyed not by World War III, but by
CURTAIN ADDICTION!

I'm rubbing myself on the carpet...

...where a Saint Bernard piled on top.
I'm gnawing...

...my curtain, and for that, I'll shave your throat with a baseball bat (I don't know how, but I will!)
shaving...

...hit him in the throat with a bat, but I don't know how.
Listening to MYTH...

...But then, the next song in your playlist is "Dima Bilan - Never Let You Go."
I eagerly devour the cottage cheese...

...eagerly waiting in line for the toilet, surrounded by other losers like yourself, sampling the latest yogurts from McDonald's
I'm standing in line for Maggot...

...but the queue gets messed up, and you end up at the very end.
I'm writing a report about the lost game...