...but the court doesn't accept shaved legs.
I'm wrapping myself in curtains...
...and you get a lot of pleasure from it :) Dealing with curtains isn't that simple - once you wrap yourself in one, you'll want to do it again... and again... and again, more and more MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, with trembling hands and beads of sweat on your forehead, you'll run into some dark alley, longing to wrap yourself in a curtain... But after wrapping yourself too much, at one point you realize that you've gone too far... you want to live, to scream, but the curtain pulls you into the darkness, and a gray veil of oblivion covers your eyes...
Did you hear? Humanity will be destroyed not by World War III, but by
CURTAIN ADDICTION!
I'm rubbing myself on the carpet...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.