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Here goes the old year:
may it take with it
All misfortunes and sorrows,
sex that didn't end in climax,
And creaky beds,
headaches that come at the wrong time,
The burden of paying off debts,
emptiness from wallets,
Greedy, complaining clients,
unloved competitors,
Those who put obstacles in our way,
those whose brains are filled with prosthetics,
That love that goes unanswered,
snow that falls in summer,
Cockroaches in the kitchen,
sparks that have already faded
Those woodpeckers who annoy us,
may they take them with them
Because the old year is leaving.
Well, to hell with it, let it go!
A new one awaits us at the gate.
What will it bring with it?
We don't know yet,
but as before, we will wish
In the New Year
a bright star from the sky,
(That will warm, not burn),
a delicious sandwich with salmon,
Fulfillment of desires,
acquisition of new knowledge,
To become wiser, but not to age,
to manage everything without rushing,
Pleasure in everything,
in the dark night, in the bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
wherever we are - everywhere!
And in love - big, huge,
bright, passionate, tender, languid,
And ordinary and not so ordinary,
and also to finish on time
What was started long ago,
go to the movies many times,
Finally get some sleep,
break away from the routine,
Find new friends,
achieve goals faster,
Safe adventures,
use protection in time,
Never crash,
and really find out
what HAPPINESS means,
LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP and PARTICIPATION
OPTIMISM, ENTHUSIASM,
WISDOM, GLORY and ORGASM.
In general, we don't need much,
the main thing is that it gets better.
New Year, don't let us down,
the door is open, come in!
may it take with it
All misfortunes and sorrows,
sex that didn't end in climax,
And creaky beds,
headaches that come at the wrong time,
The burden of paying off debts,
emptiness from wallets,
Greedy, complaining clients,
unloved competitors,
Those who put obstacles in our way,
those whose brains are filled with prosthetics,
That love that goes unanswered,
snow that falls in summer,
Cockroaches in the kitchen,
sparks that have already faded
Those woodpeckers who annoy us,
may they take them with them
Because the old year is leaving.
Well, to hell with it, let it go!
A new one awaits us at the gate.
What will it bring with it?
We don't know yet,
but as before, we will wish
In the New Year
a bright star from the sky,
(That will warm, not burn),
a delicious sandwich with salmon,
Fulfillment of desires,
acquisition of new knowledge,
To become wiser, but not to age,
to manage everything without rushing,
Pleasure in everything,
in the dark night, in the bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
wherever we are - everywhere!
And in love - big, huge,
bright, passionate, tender, languid,
And ordinary and not so ordinary,
and also to finish on time
What was started long ago,
go to the movies many times,
Finally get some sleep,
break away from the routine,
Find new friends,
achieve goals faster,
Safe adventures,
use protection in time,
Never crash,
and really find out
what HAPPINESS means,
LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP and PARTICIPATION
OPTIMISM, ENTHUSIASM,
WISDOM, GLORY and ORGASM.
In general, we don't need much,
the main thing is that it gets better.
New Year, don't let us down,
the door is open, come in!
May it be happy, successful, fun, and unforgettable for you, and for us too! Happy New Year! 
